April 2012 Moms

I need a miracle blanket for my two year old

He just painted his walls with lotion during nap time... Anyone seen one that large?
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Re: I need a miracle blanket for my two year old

  • It's called a straight jacket.  Heehee.
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  • Duct tape him to the bed!
    i wish i could be joking but my dad is the music teacher at a church so he owuld be mad. we had sex, all the time how bad i know but we dont want to wait and he said GREAT OH KAY! and I was really feeling the wets? down there- too embarsed to say- but he acted like man.
  • imagedixee.deluxe:
    It's called a straight jacket.  Heehee.

    But doesn't miracle blanket sound so much more humane?  I googled toddler straight jacket and felt almost evil... 

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  • imagegisa886:
    Duct tape him to the bed!

     Completely sounds great to me until he shows up at play group and starts telling everyone I tape him in bed, and social services come a calling.... 

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  • My niece did that with nail polish on a hand done plaster wall and a very fancy mirror!  My sister can't get it off she tried everything.
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  • imagelivinreality:

    imagegisa886:
    Duct tape him to the bed!

     Completely sounds great to me until he shows up at play group and starts telling everyone I tape him in bed, and social services come a calling.... 

    Haha! This makes me want to do a sweep of her room and put everything away that can be used for evil

    i wish i could be joking but my dad is the music teacher at a church so he owuld be mad. we had sex, all the time how bad i know but we dont want to wait and he said GREAT OH KAY! and I was really feeling the wets? down there- too embarsed to say- but he acted like man.
  • imagegisa886:
    imagelivinreality:

    imagegisa886:
    Duct tape him to the bed!

     Completely sounds great to me until he shows up at play group and starts telling everyone I tape him in bed, and social services come a calling.... 

    Haha! This makes me want to do a sweep of her room and put everything away that can be used for evil

    The problem being that then you feel safe, when you are 2 anything can be used for evil ... 

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