Hypothetical question

andyyougoonie · September 2012

Let's say you HYPOTHETICALLY brought in donuts today from the best donut place in town. And let's just say HYPOTHETICALLY that you accidentally bought a disproportionate number of your favorite donut.

HYPOTHETICALLY, how many of those donuts is it acceptable to eat before feeling like a completely fatass?

Also, you HYPOTHETICALLY ate a very healthy lunch.

Asking for a friend, of course.

jess60 · September 2012

Two. Three = fatass (my stomach couldn't handle more than that)

EVA116 · September 2012

Want to know how I justify eating a donut? I remember hearing that a bagel is worse for you, so I always say to myself "good job not eating a bagel"

KJmashup · September 2012

I think two. I can't eat much more than that anyway. But the friend should take 2-3 as a "delivery fee," methinks.

Libby1978 · September 2012

As many as you want. Who's counting?

andyyougoonie · September 2012

EVA116:
Want to know how I justify eating a donut? I remember hearing that a bagel is worse for you, so I always say to myself "good job not eating a bagel"

I love this!

FezzesAreCool · September 2012

All of them.

Wine O Mite · September 2012

For some reason when I eat more than one donut, I feel bad.

But when I eat munchkins or donut holes, I'll eat like 20 and then grab another.

In my head it all makes sense.

seahorse102410 · September 2012

andyyougoonie:

EVA116:
Want to know how I justify eating a donut? I remember hearing that a bagel is worse for you, so I always say to myself "good job not eating a bagel"

I love this!

And it's true. I just saw it on the today show the other day.

andyyougoonie · September 2012

FezzesAreCool:
All of them.

That's the answer I was looking for!

ETA: I mean, my friend. Hypothetically.

andyyougoonie · September 2012

HilarityEnsued:

If you say KrispyKreme I'm going to side-eye you. Not because they aren't small bundles of pure deliciousness... but because it's too obvious.

I'm looking for something less known... like Sublime Donuts (aka personal kryptonite).

Definitely not KK or DD. These are from a local hole in the wall kind of place. They don't even take credit cards there. They open at like 4 am and you better get there early b/c when they're out of donuts, they close. It's usually before 8 am.

OMG, they're so good.

MissNikki007 · September 2012

I need the name of this joint.

[Deleted User] · September 2012

"Your friend" should leave at least 1, and/or stop eating them once "they" feel ill from the impending sugar coma.

andyyougoonie · September 2012

MissNikki007:

I need the name of this joint.

Are you gonna come to Alabama to eat my donuts?

Tell you what, you tell me what your favorite donut is and if I make it to the GTG this weekend, I'll bring you one!

lauriebyronm · September 2012

if it's a vanilla creme doughnut like 3-4, any other flavor 1-2.

andyyougoonie · September 2012

HilarityEnsued:
MissNikki007:

I need the name of this joint.

That's what I'm saying and goonie is playing coy!!

It's a local place. There are only two of them and they're both in my town. If I say the name, everyone will know where I live! INTERNET STALKERS, GUISE!

I will extend my offer to you though, HE. What's your (donut) poison?

MissNikki007 · September 2012

andyyougoonie:
MissNikki007:

I need the name of this joint.

Are you gonna come to Alabama to eat my donuts?

Tell you what, you tell me what your favorite donut is and if I make it to the GTG this weekend, I'll bring you one!

zomg! Just a plain glazed doughnut. I'm easy. Obvs.

andyyougoonie · September 2012

You'll be missing out on the wonderment of their chocolate icing. OHMAGAH. When I was little, I would just pick the icing off. So good.

I'll bring an assortment with at least one plain glazed for Miss Nikki.

Oh man. Now y'all are going to be super sadsies if I don't show.

MissNikki007 · September 2012

andyyougoonie:

You'll be missing out on the wonderment of their chocolate icing. OHMAGAH. When I was little, I would just pick the icing off. So good.

I'll bring an assortment with at least one plain glazed for Miss Nikki.

Oh man. Now y'all are going to be super sadsies if I don't show.

Don't make this pregnant lady hunt you down.

LaurelBee · September 2012

I say eat 2, then wrap one in your desk and save it for tomorrow. Hypothetically of course

michaels_girl · September 2012

are they chocolate iced long johns filled with custard? then all of them. except the 2 you send to me.

LuckyDad · September 2012

More than two donuts in a day is pretty decadent. Unless they are quite petite.

MoonlitPlumeria · September 2012

andyyougoonie:
EVA116:
Want to know how I justify eating a donut? I remember hearing that a bagel is worse for you, so I always say to myself "good job not eating a bagel"

I love this!

+1

I loled so hard at this! Also, I heard this as well, so it must be true!

Singingmama · September 2012

You know, you don't have to eat all of the donuts at one time. I say eat them all, just spread them out over a few hours...

lnh2008 · September 2012

FezzesAreCool:
All of them.

Yes

scorch · September 2012

andyyougoonie:
HilarityEnsued:

If you say KrispyKreme I'm going to side-eye you. Not because they aren't small bundles of pure deliciousness... but because it's too obvious.

I'm looking for something less known... like Sublime Donuts (aka personal kryptonite).

Definitely not KK or DD. These are from a local hole in the wall kind of place. They don't even take credit cards there. They open at like 4 am and you better get there early b/c when they're out of donuts, they close. It's usually before 8 am.

OMG, they're so good.

We have one of those local joints. They make the most a.maz.ing donuts and eating one will make me feel like a fatass.

Maybe I will go there tomorrow .