Community› The Bump Month Clubs› April 2012 Moms
April 2012 Moms
New Discussion

Best quote ever!

jesbethjesbeth member
in April 2012 Moms

"Kids are beautiful and majestic little human unicorns who are full of total bullsh*t and they need to be called out on that."

From this article:

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/jj-keith/new-moms_b_1850227.html

Warning No formatter is installed for the format bbhtml
Report Reply to Post

Re: Best quote ever!

  • TambcatTambcat member

    lol, I like this quote:

    "You can't win at parenting or homemaking. If you think you're winning then everyone else thinks you're a dicck."

     

    But... epidurals suck? REALLY!?

    Report Reply
  • Loading the player...
  • ChelseyB5186ChelseyB5186 member
    imageTambcat:
     

    But... epidurals suck? REALLY!?

    Ehh...having no pain was cool, but getting it, being stuck in bed for 15 hours, and the cath + recovery did suck. 

    Report Reply
  • TambcatTambcat member
    Not to me! I loved lounging around and peeing in a bag!
    Report Reply
  • MikeHonchoMikeHoncho member
    I had an epi and no cath. What is this sorcery? Also, my back still hurts from my epi. But it was worth it.
    Report Reply
  • ChelseyB5186ChelseyB5186 member

    imageMikeHoncho:
    I had an epi and no cath. What is this sorcery? Also, my back still hurts from my epi. But it was worth it.

    My vag still hurts from the cath! 

    Report Reply
  • geekychicgeekychic
    imageChelseyB5186:

    imageMikeHoncho:
    I had an epi and no cath. What is this sorcery? Also, my back still hurts from my epi. But it was worth it.

    My vag still hurts from the cath! 

    I had no ill effects from either.

    PS: I stole this quote and article for my facebook.

    Report Reply
  • snoangel79snoangel79 member

    imageTambcat:
    Not to me! I loved lounging around and peeing in a bag!

    I had a spinal because of the c-section but I hated the bag >: eww it felt so friggin weird the next day! I was glad to get that sh*t out!! Then I couldn't pee right for a few days because of it >: 

    Oct1201212 Twins born at 34w2d, Allison, 3lb,4oz-Ethan, 4lb7oz, both 16 1/2 inches. Out of Difficulties Grow Miracles BestBuddiesBoy AprilPosseMultiLilypie Premature Baby tickers
    Report Reply
  • kkfeb04kkfeb04 member
    imageChelseyB5186:

    imageMikeHoncho:
    I had an epi and no cath. What is this sorcery? Also, my back still hurts from my epi. But it was worth it.

    My vag still hurts from the cath! 

    Not trying to be snarky because you are nice

    but

    you do realize those are two different holes, right? Wink

    Sorry no paragraphs, bumping from my phone.
    I once had a picture until the trolls showed up.
    Daisypath Anniversary tickers
    Baby Birthday Ticker Ticker
    Baby Birthday Ticker Ticker
    TTC #1 7/08 PCOS dx 8/28/04 Met 1000 mg and Clomid cycles 1-4 1/6/09-5/2/09 BFN
    Clomid 100mg 6/4/09=O'd=BFP on 6/29/09! Beta@14DPO 70.8 Beta@16DPO 152. EDD 3/7/10.
    First u/s on 7/13/09 @6w0d heard and saw heartbeat 102 bpm.
    K M #1 arrived via c/s 3/1/10 10 lbs, 22 inches long at 39 weeks.

    Surprise expecting #2. Med-free BFP on 8/1/11! Beta@15DPO 58.2 Beta@17DPO 198.3 Beta@23DPO 2338. EDD 4/9/12
    K M #2 arrived via c/s 3/19/12 9 lbs 2 oz, 21 inches long at 37 weeks.
    "If we weren't all crazy we would go insane."
    Report Reply
  • ChelseyB5186ChelseyB5186 member
    imagekkfeb04:
    imageChelseyB5186:

    imageMikeHoncho:
    I had an epi and no cath. What is this sorcery? Also, my back still hurts from my epi. But it was worth it.

    My vag still hurts from the cath! 

    Not trying to be snarky because you are nice

    but

    you do realize those are two different holes, right? Wink

    Yep.  And it hurts up by the urethra and causes pressure in the top part of my vag, near that area. 

    ETA: maybe I should have said "general vaginal area" while waving my hand around down there :P 

    Report Reply
This discussion has been closed.
Choose Another Board
Search Boards
"
"