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Awh, my fiance is so sweet...

Ash2015Ash2015 member
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NOT. I swear he's the biggest goof on the planet.

 

The other day when I was laying in bed, he pulled my pants away from my belly and yelled, "I MISS YOU!" down them. I was like, "Awh, that's cute Smile" and he was like, "What??" and I said, "It's really cute that you're telling the baby that you miss him, I think it's sweet when you talk to him" and he goes, "Oh...I wasn't talking to the baby, I was talking to your vagina...you know, cuz it's been a while since we've had sex and I miss it." I seriously just about died laughing. He's such a weirdo sometimes lol!!

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  • moonglow_84moonglow_84
    lol yep.. sounds like mine.
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    lol yep.. sounds like mine.

    Yes Mine too!

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  • Mama5181Mama5181 member
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    imagemoonglow_84:
    lol yep.. sounds like mine.

    Yes Mine too!


    Same here
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  • JumpAroundBuckyJumpAroundBucky member
    Has he gotten to the point where he just stares longingly at your crotch while you talk? No, that's just at my house? Okay, super. 
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    imagejessie1324:

    imagemoonglow_84:
    lol yep.. sounds like mine.

    Yes Mine too!

    Same here

    Same here too.

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  • aklawrence1aklawrence1 member
    imageJumpAroundBucky:
    Has he gotten to the point where he just stares longingly at your crotch while you talk? No, that's just at my house? Okay, super.nbsp;

    Mine too. Like maybe if he longs, it'll just jump out and invite him to play.
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  • graciesmurfgraciesmurf member
    Thank you for sharing, this made me laugh.  And it sounds like my DH too.
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    imageJumpAroundBucky:
    Has he gotten to the point where he just stares longingly at your crotch while you talk? No, that's just at my house? Okay, super.nbsp;
    Mine too. Like maybe if he longs, it'll just jump out and invite him to play.

    Or like if he stares at my shorts long enough, they'll just disappear...  

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  • Ash2015Ash2015 member

    imageJumpAroundBucky:
    Has he gotten to the point where he just stares longingly at your crotch while you talk? No, that's just at my house? Okay, super. 

    Lmao, that so sounds like something he would do!  He also keeps trying to convince me that a blow job would be good for the baby because, "semen has testosterone in it and he needs manly hormones that you can't give him." Lol, nice try, but that's NOT going to work!

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    LOL...That is awesome!
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  • RaeilyRaeily member
    LOL Sounds like hubby. 
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  • Kay1029Kay1029 member
    hahahaha DH does things like that all the time. Sorry but sex is just not the top thing on my list of wants right now.
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  • LiLsWeEtPeA0826LiLsWeEtPeA0826 member
    LOL!  This so sounds like my DH.
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    Ha! This made me literally LOL
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  • mroy82mroy82
    imageAsh2015:

    NOT. I swear he's the biggest goof on the planet.

     

    The other day when I was laying in bed, he pulled my pants away from my belly and yelled, "I MISS YOU!" down them. I was like, "Awh, that's cute Smile" and he was like, "What??" and I said, "It's really cute that you're telling the baby that you miss him, I think it's sweet when you talk to him" and he goes, "Oh...I wasn't talking to the baby, I was talking to your vagina...you know, cuz it's been a while since we've had sex and I miss it." I seriously just about died laughing. He's such a weirdo sometimes lol!!

     

    LOL. Thats so funny! My husband does that to me too!! Its like im sorry , i know its been a while!! He's been super understanding latley thou... He loves to talk to the baby too, and when he thinks i've been a bad girl, he tells the baby that its ok to start kicking me LOL... I'm always saying, " hey, its not ok to tell our baby to purposely hurt mommy!" Or the other day, i usualy shave my "woman parts" and i think i nicked myself and i said i'm kind of worried about it and maybe want to dr. to take a look because it looked like an open wound or something. So my husband said " ill look at it".. and im like no because your just going to try and stick something up my vagina! I already know you to well.

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