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I'm going to spray my husband in the face with milk

gisa886gisa886 member
in April 2012 Moms
Owen is at that fun stage where he is easily distracted so I've asked my husband not to talk at the beginning of the feeding. Well now he does it on purpose so Owen unlatches and gets sprayed in the face and my bra gets soaked. He thinks it is hilarious. Well who's laughing now buttnut? Muhahahahaha
i wish i could be joking but my dad is the music teacher at a church so he owuld be mad. we had sex, all the time how bad i know but we dont want to wait and he said GREAT OH KAY! and I was really feeling the wets? down there- too embarsed to say- but he acted like man.
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  • dragonmommy422dragonmommy422 member
    Doooooo it!  I worked yesterday, so I probably missed it, but how was your solo day?








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  • gisa886gisa886 member
    It was amazing! I did nothing and it was the best nothing in the world.
    i wish i could be joking but my dad is the music teacher at a church so he owuld be mad. we had sex, all the time how bad i know but we dont want to wait and he said GREAT OH KAY! and I was really feeling the wets? down there- too embarsed to say- but he acted like man.
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  • lauranicole91lauranicole91 member

    imagegisa886:
    It was amazing! I did nothing and it was the best nothing in the world.

    I wouldn't say NOTHING! You let everyone here vicariously eat and drink through you AND you let the titties hang free!

    Overall, a pretty successful day.

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  • dragonmommy422dragonmommy422 member
    Good for you!  I haven't been home alone for more than 45 minutes since he was born.  I think maybe I'm gonna have to kick out the boys one of these days soon.








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  • gisa886gisa886 member
    imagelauranicole91:

    imagegisa886:
    It was amazing! I did nothing and it was the best nothing in the world.

    I wouldn't say NOTHING! You let everyone here vicariously eat and drink through you AND you let the titties hang free!

    Overall, a pretty successful day.


    This is true.
    i wish i could be joking but my dad is the music teacher at a church so he owuld be mad. we had sex, all the time how bad i know but we dont want to wait and he said GREAT OH KAY! and I was really feeling the wets? down there- too embarsed to say- but he acted like man.
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  • MamasaurusMamasaurus member
    Yeah, this is us and getting ice from the freezer, getting things out of plastic bags, turning on the tv, and basically anything that makes a new or interesting sound. Sometimes I want to run around the house with my boobs out when he does it and let him clean the milk off the floor and walls.
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  • Christina_DianeChristina_Diane member
    Another vote for do it! 
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    I really want to be a fly on the wall!
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  • gisa886gisa886 member
    I think I will do it while he is sleeping.
    i wish i could be joking but my dad is the music teacher at a church so he owuld be mad. we had sex, all the time how bad i know but we dont want to wait and he said GREAT OH KAY! and I was really feeling the wets? down there- too embarsed to say- but he acted like man.
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  • huahualovehuahualove member
    My dh thinks that is really funny too! Ug, men. Spray him please, right in the eye.
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  • Bean47Bean47
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    I think I will do it while he is sleeping.
    excellent idea!
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