April 2012 Moms

EFFYOU TUESDAY!

Came back from vacation and they stole my printer right off my desk and didn't replace it.

 

(add your eff you)

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Re: EFFYOU TUESDAY!

  • Our server is down. Again.
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  • Hi Dixee!

     

    We have a mouse. 

  • essential SOPs and documents I need to do my job are gone after being "updated" over the weekend.

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  • Someone busted in our garage door last night.

    DH got me breakfast at Wendy's this morning and the sandwich had a BITE taken out of it when I unwrapped it!

    Printers aren't working in the office today.

    LO was up every 2 hours last night.

    I'm a grouchy b!tch today!! 

  • It's pouring rain and despite my umbrella me and my bags got soaked walking in from the parking lot.
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  • Can I just add that I'm exhausted???
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  • imageEmmieB1025:

    DH got me breakfast at Wendy's this morning and the sandwich had a BITE taken out of it when I unwrapped it!

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    Who does that?!

  • imageEmmieB1025:

    Someone busted in our garage door last night.

    DH got me breakfast at Wendy's this morning and the sandwich had a BITE taken out of it when I unwrapped it!

    Printers aren't working in the office today.

    LO was up every 2 hours last night.

    I'm a grouchy b!tch today!! 

    Wow. hope your day gets better Sad If it makes you feel better i found a band aid in my Arby's sandwich once. Never again.

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  • My underwear keep giving me a wedgie. Eff you, annoying panties!
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  • imagegeekychic:
    imageEmmieB1025:

    DH got me breakfast at Wendy's this morning and the sandwich had a BITE taken out of it when I unwrapped it!

    O.

    M.

    G.

    Who does that?!

    Um, THIS. Revolting.

    LO was up every two hours last night here too. Worst night she's ever had. What gives?

    The nanny doesn't officially start until next week so DH is covering, and he's useless on this little sleep. (I work from home, so can hear everything they're doing.) 

    My boss is creating work drama where none exists, and dragging me down the rathole with her ("ZOMG we need a press release!!" Um, no. We don't.) I'm part-time now, FFS- I don't have time for this. Just let me get my actual work done please. 

    I'm pissy and probably shouldn't speak to anyone until the coffee kicks in. 

  • I have a deadline this morning, a lecture to write for this afternoon, a bunch of student related stuff to deal with and a playdate in an hour with my moms group.  The group is great, but they are mostly SAHMs who always look at me with pity filled eyes when we leave something early or can't come because I have work.  

    Oh. And this morning DH started muttering about the kitchen and I heard him say something about how I "am home most days" and because he mopped the floor this weekend, I was being disrespectful to him.  I cooked. The dishwasher was full.  EFF YOU, husband! 

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    My underwear keep giving me a wedgie. Eff you, annoying panties!

    This is the worst. THE WORST. I was wearing a dress the other day and my stupid lace top panties from victorias secret kept sliding off my as$. The worst feeling ever. 

  • I'm tired. LO was up twice to eat (normal) but then woke at 5 screaming and by the time she was back to sleep I had to get ready for work. I have a lot of work stuff to do but no focus. Hence I am bumping and getting even more behind, sigh. I miss my baby.

    Some days like this I just don't want to be a working mom :(

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  • eff you allergies!!  This is the second Hayfever season in a row that I can't take allergy pills (pregnant and now bfing).  My eyes are sooooo itchy!!!!

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  • imagegeekychic:
    imageEmmieB1025:

    DH got me breakfast at Wendy's this morning and the sandwich had a BITE taken out of it when I unwrapped it!

    O.

    M.

    G.

    Who does that?!

    This! Please tell me you are getting free Wendy's for lyfe!!!!

    i wish i could be joking but my dad is the music teacher at a church so he owuld be mad. we had sex, all the time how bad i know but we dont want to wait and he said GREAT OH KAY! and I was really feeling the wets? down there- too embarsed to say- but he acted like man.
  • imagegisa886:
    imagegeekychic:
    imageEmmieB1025:

    DH got me breakfast at Wendy's this morning and the sandwich had a BITE taken out of it when I unwrapped it!

    O.

    M.

    G.

    Who does that?!

      

    This! Please tell me you are getting free Wendy's for lyfe!!!!

     

    I called the Wendy's he went to and they tried to tell me it was from the panini machine and the bread must have stuck...NOPE!  I emailed them pictures and called corporate!  The local manager called back and gave us 4 free meals.  I haven't heard from corporate yet.

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  • imageEmmieB1025:
    imagegisa886:

      

    This! Please tell me you are getting free Wendy's for lyfe!!!!

     

    I called the Wendy's he went to and they tried to tell me it was from the panini machine and the bread must have stuck...NOPE!  I emailed them pictures and called corporate!  The local manager called back and gave us 4 free meals.  I haven't heard from corporate yet.

    Here is a picture:  image 

    That is like a real genuine bite!

    Like with teeth marks and everything!  WTF. 


  • imageEmmieB1025:

    Someone busted in our garage door last night.

    DH got me breakfast at Wendy's this morning and the sandwich had a BITE taken out of it when I unwrapped it!

    Printers aren't working in the office today.

    LO was up every 2 hours last night.

    I'm a grouchy b!tch today!! 

    That happen to my brother's happy meal when we were kids! That is so weird!
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  • EFFYOU bump for being so interesting that I overflowed my bottle while pumping.  Grrrr, I'm at my desk and there's milk EVERYWHERE!  Then, it took me a minute to figure out what to do.  So I kept pumping while milk was running everywhere.  Hello Tuesday morning!
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  • My alarm didn't go off this morning.  I usually get up at about 5:30, I rolled over at 6:20 and looked at my clock and sprung up out of bed. Showered, packed lunch, pumping bag, DS's bottles for DC, got him up, changed and fed (more of a snack than a full meal) and got him out the door.  Gas tank hovering on E (of course) so had to stop for gas too. Shockingly, I still managed to make it to work on time - not sure how though!  Yea for a short work week!

     

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  • Eff you to L's cold! This one is way worse and she sounds like she smokes three packs of cigarettes a day with this cough. 

    Lillian April 17, 2012
  • imageEmmieB1025:

     

    I called the Wendy's he went to and they tried to tell me it was from the panini machine and the bread must have stuck...NOPE!  I emailed them pictures and called corporate!  The local manager called back and gave us 4 free meals.  I haven't heard from corporate yet.

    Here is a picture:  image 

    Lol @ panini machine!  

    i wish i could be joking but my dad is the music teacher at a church so he owuld be mad. we had sex, all the time how bad i know but we dont want to wait and he said GREAT OH KAY! and I was really feeling the wets? down there- too embarsed to say- but he acted like man.
  • I suspect we have a mouse in the kitchen. When you walk in my house, a rather offensive smell hits you, but I can't find the source. DH is digitizing all of his family's old home movies, so my living room is a mess because he had to move a ton of stuff to make room.

    S got her four month shots today and she's being pretty clingy. I just stopped taking an antibiotic that gave me the sh!ts, so I had to bf S while on the toilet. Then, after I got a few blocks from my house while driving, I realized I had to poo again. I just barely made it in the house with the kids before getting sick.

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