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smudgee · September 2012

Because you wanted to know what I looked like Honcho! I have no idea where my little dudes blonde hair comes from. It wasnt the mailman! I promise!

babybug11 · September 2012

Cute!

marriedsisterofbride · September 2012

You guys are super cute! My DH had blondish hair as a baby and it turned really dark brown before falling out. I had black hair as a baby, it fell out and was whitish until I turned about 5. My LO was born with red hair and it fell out and is now turning blonde.

MikeHoncho · September 2012

ZOMG SMUDGEE! Youre so hot! We might be twins, which might be why I think you are so hot [;p] but really, you guys are a good lookin family. Smudgee why don't you just give in to temptation and move to the US already? We may not be superior but we have a lake called Superior. I hope you think that is funny and not me being mean, I swear I am just teasing.

MikeHoncho · September 2012

Oh, and, WTF genetics. I thought Brown hair was dominant. As a fellow brunette who has a ginger baby, I feel all those punnet squares I completed in school were my teacher's idea of a sick joke. BB + rr should not give me a ginger baby goddamnit!

smudgee · September 2012

MikeHoncho:
ZOMG SMUDGEE! Youre so hot! We might be twins, which might be why I think you are so hot [;p] but really, you guys are a good lookin family. Smudgee why don't you just give in to temptation and move to the US already? We may not be superior but we have a lake called Superior. I hope you think that is funny and not me being mean, I swear I am just teasing.

I will move to the US! But here are the conditions.

1. We have to move close to Lake Superior because if I hate it there I can swim across the lake back into Canada. Plus it is lake SUPERIOR!!!!

2. You, your little dude and husband have to move in next door. So we can sit in our rocking chairs and yell at each other across the lawns. (Im assuming we have front porches to rock on). And yell profanities at those walking by.

3. We have to go to Target everyday. Maybe 3 times a day. And you have to come with. I need the company.

4. You will have to teach me how to speak American. I mean, I am moving to a new country, so therefore a new language eh?

5. Somehow I will gain dual citizenship. You will help. How? I dont know yet. Maybe you will lend me your identity. That will work. Yep sure will.

It is settled. Im moving in. Let me know when the spare room is ready please Honcho. And I want to call you Honcho in real life too.

MikeHoncho · September 2012

smudgee:
I will move to the US! But here are the conditions.
1. We have to move close to Lake Superior because if I hate it there I can swim across the lake back into Canada. Plus it is lake SUPERIOR!!!!
2. You, your little dude and husband have to move in next door. So we can sit in our rocking chairs and yell at each other across the lawns. (Im assuming we have front porches to rock on). And yell profanities at those walking by.
3. We have to go to Target everyday. Maybe 3 times a day. And you have to come with. I need the company.
4. You will have to teach me how to speak American. I mean, I am moving to a new country, so therefore a new language eh?
5. Somehow I will gain dual citizenship. You will help. How? I dont know yet. Maybe you will lend me your identity. That will work. Yep sure will.
It is settled. Im moving in. Let me know when the spare room is ready please Honcho. And I want to call you Honcho in real life too.

This sounds fab-u-lous. And going to Target multiple times a day is my idea of a dream come true. SERIOUSLY. I friggin love me some Target. I could spend hours in that black hole.

However, we cannot live close to Lake Superior. I live on Lake Michigan and I refuse to give it up to be a UP'er. We lower peninsula Michiganers do not do well with the conversion from LP to UP. Too cold for our tender skin. Too rugged for our tender feet. Plus we don't like skinning bears and chopping down our own fire wood for sh!ts and giggles, so we wouldn't fit in up there.

You could have my identity, I guess. It's a small price to pay to have some Smudgee in my everyday life. Also, does that mean you have to take my student loans? LMK. If so, I'm in.

American isn't that hard--you just have to know how to incorporate in the subtle tone of road ragey anger into your every day speech. The kind of tone where you have to be looking at someone's face to determine if they are kidding or going to murder you. (It's in the smile, or lack there of)

For example, in Canadian, "How are you, eh?" In American, "HOWTHAHELLAREYOUFLUCKER?!"

smudgee · September 2012

So I can leave my sled dogs at home? Sweet! I will also leave my furs here too.

I wish we became friends like a month ago. When I was visiting my fam in Ontario. And spent 3 days in Michigan. And spent time at Partridge Creek. I bought two pairs of awesome birkenstocks from there. Happy feet. Happy feet. Then I slept over 2 nights in Troy... and went to the Great Lakes Outlet Mall and fell in love with your babies R us superstores. My heart hurts I missed out on you!

I will move to Michigan. Im cool with that. If I get upset, I will call my dad to pick me up.

Im pondering your student loans. I will get back to you on that one.

We are going to live next door! I am sooooooo excited.

**Off to pack**

MikeHoncho · September 2012

Ugh, I live on the other side of the state, unfortunately. Or else I would be stalking Beener so hard right now. But my grandma lives on Beener's side so we are over there often. Let me know if you are over there some other time, maybe we could work something out. Or come to my side of the state, the dark side. It's fun over here. And our beaches are better! SUCKITDETROIT!

smudgee · September 2012

MikeHoncho:
Ugh, I live on the other side of the state, unfortunately. Or else I would be stalking Beener so hard right now. But my grandma lives on Beener's side so we are over there often. Let me know if you are over there some other time, maybe we could work something out. Or come to my side of the state, the dark side. It's fun over here. And our beaches are better! SUCKITDETROIT!

UGH!!!!

I will still move to you.

We are meant to beeeee together.......

As long as there is a Target, Im good. I will live anywhere. Even in the hood. Do you live in the hood? Either way....

MikeHoncho · September 2012

I live in a very white town. Like, bleached white. Like, the police can come to your house if your lawn is too long. <--it's happened to us before. Drive 5-10 miles from downtown and you will be in the HOOD. It is often referred to as our "sister town". I love it there though (in the hood). They have the best food. Tell me where you can get legit tacos/burritos from the back of a mexican grocery store, TELL ME! They are so good. Even the pizza hut in the hood is better than ours. White people don't know how to cook. Boy, I'm gonna get flamed for that.

smudgee · September 2012

MikeHoncho:
I live in a very white town. Like, bleached white. Like, the police can come to your house if your lawn is too long. <--it's happened to us before. Drive 5-10 miles from downtown and you will be in the HOOD. It is often referred to as our "sister town". I love it there though (in the hood). They have the best food. Tell me where you can get legit tacos/burritos from the back of a mexican grocery store, TELL ME! They are so good. Even the pizza hut in the hood is better than ours. White people don't know how to cook. Boy, I'm gonna get flamed for that.

I wont flame you this time.

I like Mexican and pizza! My husband is super good at mowing the lawn.

Target and burritos and pizza! **Dancing around singing while starting to pack**

starbound6 · September 2012

Wow you have some seriously great hair. Lucky girl!!

smudgee · September 2012

starbound6:
Wow you have some seriously great hair. nbsp;Lucky girl!!

Thanks!

princesscto · September 2012

Very cute pic!

hass2001 · September 2012

So cute, thanks for sharing

CPhillz · September 2012

MikeHoncho:
smudgee:
I will move to the US! But here are the conditions.
1. We have to move close to Lake Superior because if I hate it there I can swim across the lake back into Canada. Plus it is lake SUPERIOR!!!!
2. You, your little dude and husband have to move in next door. So we can sit in our rocking chairs and yell at each other across the lawns. (Im assuming we have front porches to rock on). And yell profanities at those walking by.
3. We have to go to Target everyday. Maybe 3 times a day. And you have to come with. I need the company.
4. You will have to teach me how to speak American. I mean, I am moving to a new country, so therefore a new language eh?
5. Somehow I will gain dual citizenship. You will help. How? I dont know yet. Maybe you will lend me your identity. That will work. Yep sure will.
It is settled. Im moving in. Let me know when the spare room is ready please Honcho. And I want to call you Honcho in real life too.

This sounds fab-u-lous. And going to Target multiple times a day is my idea of a dream come true. SERIOUSLY. I friggin love me some Target. I could spend hours in that black hole.
However, we cannot live close to Lake Superior. I live on Lake Michigan and I refuse to give it up to be a UP'er. We lower peninsula Michiganers do not do well with the conversion from LP to UP. Too cold for our tender skin. Too rugged for our tender feet. Plus we don't like skinning bears and chopping down our own fire wood for sh!ts and giggles, so we wouldn't fit in up there.
You could have my identity, I guess. It's a small price to pay to have some Smudgee in my everyday life. Also, does that mean you have to take my student loans? LMK. If so, I'm in.
American isn't that hard--you just have to know how to incorporate in the subtle tone of road ragey anger into your every day speech. The kind of tone where you have to be looking at someone's face to determine if they are kidding or going to murder you. (It's in the smile, or lack there of)
For example, in Canadian, "How are you, eh?" In American, "HOWTHAHELLAREYOUFLUCKER?!"

Bahahaha. Lake Michigan is totally better than those other lakes. DH told me he wanted to move to the UP and I said I would never, ever. I am not interested in becoming an outdoorsmen.....women.

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