I have *another* MIL issue...

This woman will be be the reason I go to a crazy house, I swear! She has seen DS a total of 3 times.. twice I brought him to her. Well, she calls DH last night asking what's up with me keeping DS from her. I could hear every word (she obviously had no idea) and she LIED.. I mean, flat out LIED to DH! She said she tried to get up with me several times on Sunday but "Mandie was too busy..." I flipped. I had proof that I called her THREE times on Sunday trying to meet up with her. She was at Walmart, then Dollar General then at her sisters house. When DH told her what I said about her being in town all 3 times, she says that I should have just brought him to her at the store. Umm, maybe she forgot how it's not just convenient to just get a baby in and out of a store.. besides that, it was the day before a freaking hurricane was coming and the stores were jam packed.. no thank you! Then she says "Well, I'm at my work all day.. she knows that.. she should just bring him there!" Can I just say.. I hate this woman! Why does she have to be so stupid? I live 5 minutes from her.. she knows I'm at home all day.. what's the big deal about HER coming here- instead of me packing him up (which we ALL know is NOT easy!) UGH! Here is another issue I have.. she is the ONLY person I don't feel comfortable holding DS. I know that sounds insane but I think my mom finally figured it out. It's the whole.. he is MY baby.. and she is the matriarch of the family so everyone relies on her to do everything for them.. and I just.. don't! SIL had her stay with her for 2 weeks after her daughter was born.. if that gives you an idea of what it's like. I don't know. I know I have to (and probably will) get over that part.. but her being a complete and total physco, I'll probably never get over!