Stopped at the grocery store after shift to get some stuff for dinner. Random lady sees me staring glassy-eyed at the pasta shelf trying to decide what to get (those super-powers from BK yesterday wore off, unfortunately) and apparently sees my bump because she jokes "The baby can't decide what he wants?" I smile and agree. Not really interested in talking, just so tired and hungry. Then she reaches over and WITHOUT ASKING starts to rub my belly and starts telling me how much fun it will be to have dinner with a family and babies.. HUH?
So I reached over and started rubbing her (large, badly in need of a proper fitting bra) boobs. She jumps back like I've just stabbed her and demands "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" I'm so tired I just want to hit her for being so rude and stupid, but I just say "I thought it was inappropriate touching day. My bad. Sorry." And she runs off shrieking about sexual assault and crying for a manager.
I guess she missed the memo that people don't like to have random body parts rubbed by strangers in the pasta aisle at the grocery store. Whoops.
Re: I thought it was inappropriate touching day... my bad
I call BS.
Very well done.
Although from my experience growing up, the "well, she did it first..." argument rarely works...
Amen, sister!
Yeah, me too. If not then it's the biggest overreaction to pregnant belly rubbing I've ever heard.
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Yup. It would have been more believable if you had said you starting rubbing her belly not her breasts.
LOL I'm usually not a cynic but this story takes the cake.
LMAO another ballsy lady!!!
I did that same thing to a co-worker my last pregnancy, but I was only about 5 weeks so she really was just rubbing my fat. It was REALLY effective and the personal satisfaction I got from it was one of the highs of that pregnancy!
A sense of humor; you should get one.
Bc sexual battery is funny apparently? It's not on everyone's LOL list...
Sorry, I prosecute sex crimes for a living so I find this totally inappropriate and not in the least bit funny. And trust me, to do this job you must have a sense of humor. This is just not funny.
Agreed!
But if this is true then totally inappropriate. While rubbing a stranger's belly is rude, is it really unnecessary to 'one up them'? What if after you grabbed her breasts, she reached for your crotch, I mean that's kind of the direction you were taking it!
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Hilarious!
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