We just received a wedding invitation from DH's good friend. He is a trekkie, and I am not, but like to go along for a good laugh. The invitation states that no clinking of glasses for kisses, only quotes from Star Wars/Star Trek. The more obscure, the better the kiss. So help me come up with some good ones. BTW, "Luke, I am your father," quotes will be required to sing karaoke later. Thanks!
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"you will bring Captain Solo and the Wookie to me"
"a Jedi Knight?! Geez, I'm out of it for a little while and everyone gets delusions of granduer!"
(Han)"I think my eyes are getting better. Instead of a big dark blur I see a big bright blur" (Luke) "there's nothing to see here you know, I used to live here" (Han) "you're gonna die here, convenient."
"it's life Jim, but not as we know it"
"I'm a doctor not a bricklayer" "I'm a doctor not an escalator" (etc)
"He tasks me, he tasks me and I shall have him! I'll chase him 'round the moons of Nibia and round the Antares Maelstrom and round Perdition's flames before I give him up!"
"I reprogrammed the simulation so that it was possible to save the ship"
"I don't believe in the No-Win scenario"
"They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again. Not this time. The line must be drawn here! This far, no farther! And I will make them pay for what they've done!"
I could go on and on and on.
promised myself I'd retire when I turned gold, and yet here I am
Re: need help from you Star Wars fans
Perhaps you should edit and add "Trekkie" in your subject line too.
"Live Long and Prosper" (of course from Spock/Trek)
And check this out...
https://ask.metafilter.com/109725/Sci-Fi-wedding-quotes
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Hmm, need quotes for a wedding, you do. Away put your weapon, I mean you no harm.
How many do you want, do you want them in English, or can I throw some Klingon too?
I am both a Trekkie and a Star Wars nerd. My alter ego is Ursula. If you want to get them something funny, you need to check out think geek.com
https://jpetrie.myweb.uga.edu/startrek.html
https://blogs.westword.com/backbeat/2010/05/ten_semi-obscure_star_wars_quo.php
https://www.geeksofdoom.com/2007/05/24/30-star-wars-quotes/
Awesome!!!!
And when DH and I married, we entered the ballroom to the reception to The Imperial March (Darth Vader's theme) from The Empire Strikes Back.
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Resistance is futile (DH has that one engraved on his wedding ring!)
I've got a bad feeling about this.
Engage.
Make it so.
Old Klingon Proverb... "Revenge is a dish best served cold"...
"you will bring Captain Solo and the Wookie to me"
"a Jedi Knight?! Geez, I'm out of it for a little while and everyone gets delusions of granduer!"
(Han)"I think my eyes are getting better. Instead of a big dark blur I see a big bright blur" (Luke) "there's nothing to see here you know, I used to live here" (Han) "you're gonna die here, convenient."
"it's life Jim, but not as we know it"
"I'm a doctor not a bricklayer" "I'm a doctor not an escalator" (etc)
"He tasks me, he tasks me and I shall have him! I'll chase him 'round the moons of Nibia and round the Antares Maelstrom and round Perdition's flames before I give him up!"
"I reprogrammed the simulation so that it was possible to save the ship"
"I don't believe in the No-Win scenario"
"They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again. Not this time. The line must be drawn here! This far, no farther! And I will make them pay for what they've done!"
I could go on and on and on.
Star Trek:
(Spock)
I am now and always will be your friend.
The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one.
Star Wars:
(C3PO)
Listen to them! They're dying, R2. Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough. It's all my fault. My poor master.