Your DH is OOT on business. Invariably things go wrong when he is gone -- illness, a/c dying, sprinkler broken, plumbing ER, house alarm goes crazy, etc. Your assistant notifies you that she is home sick -- with strep. Your daycare warns you there is an early stomach bug going around (2 cases in DS's breakfast room but thankfully not his main classroom) -- "lasts just 24 hrs!" the memo reads in a perky afternote, as if 12 or so hours of constant puking and diarrhea is like rearranging a few loose hair strands after a breezy walk.
You somehow know God is giving you advance warning that the sh!t is about to hit the fan. Perhaps literally.
Fingers crossed for good health. I will be typing from my plastic bubble from here on out.
DD -- 5YO
DS -- 3YO
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Then you get solicited to join the AARP. Noooooooooo!
Hang tough, mama.
buy some lysol and ginger ale.