April 2012 Moms
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And speaking of farts
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I farted and it got stuck in my crack, so I leaned back to "wiggle" it out. It actually made a "pop" sound when it emerged. LOL, I almost peed my pants. DH thought that was magical. Why oh why couldn't I just have normal farts.
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Re: And speaking of farts
Isn't it the weirdest thing when you can feel the air bubble?
Ever be sitting with your knees up and the air bubble travels up the other way? Then you feel it trapped by your vagina. It's so strange haha
I farted once during and he had no idea until he had to stop because I bust out giggling...
HAHAHA. Love this!!!
Are DH and I the only complete sickos that will take pictures of our poop if its a good one and send it to eachother? LOL. The best was when DH was out backpacking with the guys for a weekend and I got a picture text and got all excited it was something good. Nope, picture of his poop in a hole in the woods. We have a sick sense of humor I guess.
Lol oh he would have had an idea. My asss was basically in his face. His fault, not mine.
Hahahah
I
this thread. seriously.
I fart all.the.time. I always tell my H "i have popcorn in my pants" or "i'm playing my butt trumpet for you" lol.
Yes! I've had these too! When I leaned I was hoping it would go to the back and not the front!!! hahaha
I'm laughing so hard at popcorn in my pants! I just find it so funny how much range I get with my farts. Some are more loose and deep sounding, and some can be really squeeky. My farts are like a box of chocolates, you never know what you are going to get.
I read this thread out loud to my hubby and his only response was "wow".
I will admit I have had the trapped air bubbles, BOTH ways. To the bumpie who keeps the windows up to smell the fart, whenever I fart I sniff like a hound dog until I find the smell. Haha. Tamb I bow down to your thigh hitting farts!
omg.omg.omg.
cant.breath. laughing.too.hard.
I am literally CRYING right now!
I don't fart because I'm a lady ;. But if I ever did I'd blame it on the dogs! Works like a charm.
Thank you for this! I seriously thought about posting about it...sometimes it feels like my vagina eats my farts and it is so strange and uncomfortable! LOL! I didn't quite know how to write that in a post but you did it quite nicely outrunthemoon hahaha! And I never experienced this until after birth!
OMGOMGOMG I almost peed myself at "my vagina eats my farts" HOLYSH!T.
I'm imagining that it's like Hungry Hungry Hippos, except your vagina is the hippo, and the fart bubbles are the little balls.
So the second time I was around my MIL, I made the comment that L farted. She looks at me with the most serious face and said "girls toot, boys fart.". I had to keep the straightest face that I could and replied with "In my family it all comes out our ass the same. Therefore I fart". She explained our families are different then.
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Omg! I thought I was the only one with vagiba farts post partum! I didn't want to ask on here so I'm very thankful for this thread! Whenever DH farts he asks if I heard the barking spider?
I was totally weired out by my farts getting stuck in my vagina PP. One time, one got stuck in there and I literally had to, like, push the fart bubble out. I am so glad my vagina isn't that weird anymore.
I'm dying right now! Sometimes the bubble follows my crack up the front and you can feel it. Then it makes a little "snap" sound when it pops out. OMG, I'm dying here!
Things that I have learned from this thread:
1. I am a fart-prude, as I have never farted in MH's presence....and I've never audibly farted around anyone else.
2. Tamb has a super a-sshole that shoots out farts so forcefully that they put could put Apollo 13 to shame.
3. Some people take poops that are so awesome that they require photographic evidence.
Things that I want to know after reading this thread:
1. If a fart travels across the taint bridge and is eaten by the Hungry Hippo-like vagina, is it considered a fart or a *** once it finally finds its way out?
Andplusalso...
Trudy:
CPhillz:
Graceful & MsCat:
Jacka:
Tamb:
Annnnnnnnnnnnnnd, Gekeler:
Im sooo with you on this..
But I will say that my DH's friends like to send him pictures of his poop and used to accidentally send it to me ALL THE TIME! SO EFFING GROSS!!!! ESPECIALLY if you have an iphone and the picture just appears on your screen while its locked..
The other day as I was walking across the living room, I farted several little toots. MH, who was holding A, says "Wow, did you see that? Your mom just propelled herself across the room with farts!"