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Resident tried to stick US wand up my butt!!!

I had an RE appt this AM and they wanted to do a transvag ultrasound to confirm I ovulated. The resident started to move the wand and TWICE she tried to put it up my butt, TWICE I about jumped off the table and she finally got it right. 

I was just about to say something and the u/s tech was just about to come over (I think she could tell something was not right!).

The rest of the ultrasound was uneventful and as soon as they left the room I busted out laughing trying to tell DH what had happened.  

Pretty sure that was her first ultrasound EVER!!! 

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Re: Resident tried to stick US wand up my butt!!!

  • Omg! Lol you need an "exit only" sign. 
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  • imagekristykay123:
    Omg! Lol you need an "exit only" sign. 

    Bahahahhaha 

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  • OMG!  That is too funny!
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  • Oh wow.  She's got quite a lot to learn.  Has she ever been naked? LOL
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  • imageSweetC80:

    imagenotquiteblushing:
    Oh wow.  She's got quite a lot to learn.  Has she ever been naked? LOL

    Or taken a poop?

    Haha! 

    Reminds me of the movie Knocked Up: "Oops. That's not your vagina. That's your ***.That happens about twice a day."

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  • That is crazy!  I don't know how you could confuse the 2...

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  • Eeeek!  makes me glad I put the wand in myself!
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  • Ha! That is crazy!!

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  • imageSweetC80:
    That is crazy. Usually she'll give me the wand and have me insert it and she'll take it from there.

    I'm going to suggest this next time!!!! 

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  • OMG.  Wow!  You deserve an award!!!
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  • I feel bad for laughing, but that's really funny.

    Glad everything turned out ok, though! :) 

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  • Bahahahaha. I'm sorry. Residents are not always the brightest. That made me just LOL!!
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  • That's hilarious!!!  I hope she felt really bad about it!
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  • imagekristykay123:
    Omg! Lol you need an "exit only" sign. 

    Hahaha! Sorry this happened OP! I wouldnt have been able to stop myself from laughing! 

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  • imagekristykay123:

    Hahaha! I forgot about that song/video.  Very appropriate!  But sooooooo weird!!!!

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  •  KristyKay~

    OMG!! What the hell was that?! That is hilarious!

     

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  • imageWifey xo:

     KristyKay~

    OMG!! What the hell was that?! That is hilarious!

    LOL you've never heard of it? I saw it on Tosh.0 once and forever have it stuck in my head.  

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    imageWifey xo:

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    OMG!! What the hell was that?! That is hilarious!

    LOL you've never heard of it? I saw it on Tosh.0 once and forever have it stuck in my head.  

    Ha Ha, never seen that. He sure is serious about getting it though....

     

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  • ...Lurking from IF but just had to comment.  This happened to me as well, also with a resident, but I don?t live in Alabama so there is more than one confused doctor out there!!!  It actually happened on two separate occasions with the same female doctor.  Both times I actually had to say, ?Oh, wrong hole!?


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  • imageSophistikitty:

    ...Lurking from IF but just had to comment.  This happened to me as well, also with a resident, but I don?t live in Alabama so there is more than one confused doctor out there!!!  It actually happened on two separate occasions with the same female doctor.  Both times I actually had to say, ?Oh, wrong hole!?

    Oh no! At least I'm not the only one! I actually don't live in Alabama anymore (can't figure out how to change that under my profile pic). Currently in Chicago. I go back again this week and if I have the same resident I'm going to ask to insert the wand myself!!  Also, if it's the same ultrasound tech, I'm thinking about filling her in on what happened - I'm sure she would love to provide some constructive feedback to the know-it-all resident!

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