I had an RE appt this AM and they wanted to do a transvag ultrasound to confirm I ovulated. The resident started to move the wand and TWICE she tried to put it up my butt, TWICE I about jumped off the table and she finally got it right.
I was just about to say something and the u/s tech was just about to come over (I think she could tell something was not right!).
The rest of the ultrasound was uneventful and as soon as they left the room I busted out laughing trying to tell DH what had happened.
Pretty sure that was her first ultrasound EVER!!!
Re: Resident tried to stick US wand up my butt!!!
Bahahahhaha
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Haha!
Reminds me of the movie Knocked Up: "Oops. That's not your vagina. That's your ***.That happens about twice a day."
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DX: Ovulate but not great follicles
DH SA:Normal-Low Count
Aug 2012:Clomid 50MG= BFFN ([1]Fol-17mm/Prog.-17.3)
Sep 2012: Clomid 150MG CD5-9 & TI= ??
That is crazy! I don't know how you could confuse the 2...
I'm going to suggest this next time!!!!
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I feel bad for laughing, but that's really funny.
Glad everything turned out ok, though!
Hahaha! Sorry this happened OP! I wouldnt have been able to stop myself from laughing!
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Hahaha! I forgot about that song/video. Very appropriate! But sooooooo weird!!!!
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OMG!! What the hell was that?! That is hilarious!
Clomid 50mg,100mg,150mg | Injectables + IUI#1 & IUI#2= BFN
IVF#1~ 8/2012~ 13 frosties~ BFP! OHSS
12/4/12 Luke & Kyle born @ 18 weeks
SHG+ Hysteroscopy+ FET= BFP | Cerclage+ Lovenox+ 5m Bed Rest
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LOL you've never heard of it? I saw it on Tosh.0 once and forever have it stuck in my head.
Ha Ha, never seen that. He sure is serious about getting it though....
Clomid 50mg,100mg,150mg | Injectables + IUI#1 & IUI#2= BFN
IVF#1~ 8/2012~ 13 frosties~ BFP! OHSS
12/4/12 Luke & Kyle born @ 18 weeks
SHG+ Hysteroscopy+ FET= BFP | Cerclage+ Lovenox+ 5m Bed Rest
~Our wee guy is here! 11/27/13~
...Lurking from IF but just had to comment. This happened to me as well, also with a resident, but I don?t live in Alabama so there is more than one confused doctor out there!!! It actually happened on two separate occasions with the same female doctor. Both times I actually had to say, ?Oh, wrong hole!?
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Oh no! At least I'm not the only one! I actually don't live in Alabama anymore (can't figure out how to change that under my profile pic). Currently in Chicago. I go back again this week and if I have the same resident I'm going to ask to insert the wand myself!! Also, if it's the same ultrasound tech, I'm thinking about filling her in on what happened - I'm sure she would love to provide some constructive feedback to the know-it-all resident!
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BFP #3: 1/16/12 c/p 4w0d
BFP #4 8/9/12 m/c 7w3d
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