If you were going to fake...

bearfootz · August 2012

Who would you be? Because I'm going to guess that most of us real MoMs would not spend our day pretending to be sleep deprived, stretch mark covered, spit up wearing, stressed out moms.

I'm thinking if I ever had the spare time, energy, and slight mental instability to create a fake persona online it would not be done at thebump.

I'd probably write a fake blog about how I made millions inventing the world's best push up bra and now live in a beachfront mansion in Hawaii and have the occassional affair with my gardener when I'm not too busy flying my helicopter around the islands. (don't bother googling, I'm not actually going to do this)

LadyGolfer523 · August 2012

I would be a globetrotting travel writer. I'd also be 40lbs lighter and have great skin.

jalaiaa · August 2012

You may have just invented something thought (unless it already exists). Blog Fiction. Awesome!

bearfootz · August 2012

jalaiaa:
You may have just invented something thought (unless it already exists). Blog Fiction. Awesome!

I guess I've always assumed most people's were anyways. Or at least elaborated.

ShopperKristi · August 2012

jalaiaa:
You may have just invented something thought (unless it already exists). Blog Fiction. Awesome!

Ha!! I'm sure that already exists in a LOT of blogs - people just don't want to admit what genre they are writing

mommyof4boys · August 2012

I'd be skinny with a great butt and big boobs that didn't sag.

lmydogally · August 2012

LOL, I would be a European Jetsetter who's children are cared for by a nanny. I would post complaints about those miserable souls that hit me with their carry on luggage as they pass by me in first class to get to their coach seats. My hair, nails and clothes would always be perfect and I just wouldn't be able to comprehend why any woman would ever leave the house without her pearls on.

RobinR91 · August 2012

This is exactly what I've been thinking. No offense to us MoM, but this is not some glamorous, envious lifestyle! My fake would definitely include a perfect body, hair that was never in a ponytail, and a well kept home...either a huge one on a mountainside in the woods or beach front. I'd blog about all the healthy and delish meals I make three times A day (using ingredients I grew myself, of course) but take pictures of both me AND the food together. (so you could see how beautiful I look, obviously). What a strange strange world we live in!

jalaiaa · August 2012

mommyof4boys:
I'd be skinny with a great butt and big boobs that didn't sag.

In my blog I'm already all those things... That's why there aren't many pictures of me.

MelleTX · August 2012

Please don't be offended ladies, but if I was a faker, I would be quite slutty!

I'd blog about my fake life, sleeping around with A-list celebrities, flying on private jets and VIP treatment at restaurants and clubs.

I'd be much much thinner, slightly taller and have bigger boobs.

Hey...you asked. : )

thetwinkies&Vivi · August 2012

I'd be an amazingly fashion forward and put together restaurant owner. My place would be intimate and cozy and feature southern cuisine with a flair. I'd also have interest in throwing amazingly thought out and executed parties. Basically, the epitome of Southern Living. *sigh*

LucyRicardo3 · August 2012

one thing's for sure, I'd never have to mention the words Poop, or Puke, or "grocery store meltdown" on my awesome blog

Breezy8407 · August 2012

I would live in a fabulous mid century modern home that was simple yet comfortable and warm. I would work part time as a personal trainer wearing nothing but Lululemon clothes, and would have the body to back it up.

On summer weekends we would travel to our lake home where the kids would run and play and we would host fabulous yet casual parties on our deck overlooking the lake. We would sit in Adirondack chairs whilst sipping wine and watching the sunset.

In winter we would frequent our vacation home in the Bahamas and go sailing.

TheBachelorette · August 2012

lmydogally:
LOL, I would be a European Jetsetter who's children are cared for by a nanny. I would post complaints about those miserable souls that hit me with their carry on luggage as they pass by me in first class to get to their coach seats. My hair, nails and clothes would always be perfect and I just wouldn't be able to comprehend why any woman would ever leave the house without her pearls on.

I could definitely get used to that!

LadyGolfer523 · August 2012

Breezy8407:

I would live in a fabulous mid century modern home that was simple yet comfortable and warm. I would work part time as a personal trainer wearing nothing but Lululemon clothes, and would have the body to back it up.

On summer weekends we would travel to our lake home where the kids would run and play and we would host fabulous yet casual parties on our deck overlooking the lake. We would sit in Adirondack chairs whilst sipping wine and watching the sunset.

In winter we would frequent our vacation home in the Bahamas and go sailing.

I like this too. Maybe I will fake it off of your fake blog.

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