Awkward belly contact

freeatlast2014 · August 2012

At the cold cut counter today, I tried to squeeze through a crowd of people. I misjudged how much space I needed and my belly rubbed against some old guy's @ss. He turned and looked at me, I just said "Sorry, it seems to keep getting in the way" in front of everyone. It was so awkward.

Share your awkward belly stories!! It doesn't have to be limited to strangers either...

Mhaney129 · August 2012

Im a mammographer and on two occasions whiles compressing these womens greats they were rubbing my Nelly. Waaaayyyy too much touching going on there!

freeatlast2014 · August 2012

Guess I'm the only weirdo

ETA: Mhaney that's hysterical! I'm glad I'm not the only one who's belly is in some precarious situations lately.

Mhaney129 · August 2012

Awe this was supposed to say breasts! Lol.

lovemybaby918 · August 2012

I think that was a good response though! Lol. I misjudge spaces all the time, one time I was trying to maneuver between our dyer and the door and got stuck ):

SarahJean0 · August 2012

It still werids me out when DH and I rub bellies during sex. It's not cute.

MississippiCatfish · August 2012

One of the patients I was taking care of a few weeks ago had a bouquet of lilies on a bedside table. I kept sneaking through to his bathroom to get supplies and such, and every time I rubbed my belly across the flowers. I didn't realize for hours that I had several bright orange horizontal stripes across my belly from the insides of flowers:/

linzeek44 · August 2012

The back patio of our condo is edged with hedges. There's an opening between a hedge and our grill, so I go through to get the mail. I had DH trim the hedges to make a slightly bigger opening but that was before I got round. I've brushed the belly on the hedges, getting a nice cobweb across the belly, and I've gotten my belly and dress stuck on the barbecue. Good times.

LLBean2012 · August 2012

DH and i went an Olympic kick-off party a few weeks ago. Everyone was required to dress up, so I dressed up in a volleyball uniform and painted my belly white with stripes to look like a volleyball. It was a great costume, but I misjudged walking around a group and a friend wound up with a big white smear all over his red and black 'Olympic mascot' costume thanks to my cleverness. Oops!

beh3e · August 2012

I work in pretty close quarters, and my manager tried to go through the same space as me and bumped into my stomach. That wasn't that big of a deal, but he immediately grabbed my bump and was like, "::wide eyes:: I'm so sorry!" and I, with my personal space being all violated, jumped back and said, "What're you doing?!" which in turn made HIM jump back and cry, "Sorry, sorry, sorry!" It was really funny within a second of it happening and we both laughed pretty hard about it.

HKearl · August 2012

beh3e:
I work in pretty close quarters, and my manager tried to go through the same space as me and bumped into my stomach. That wasn't that big of a deal, but he immediately grabbed my bump and was like, "::wide eyes:: I'm so sorry!" and I, with my personal space being all violated, jumped back and said, "What're you doing?!" which in turn made HIM jump back and cry, "Sorry, sorry, sorry!" It was really funny within a second of it happening and we both laughed pretty hard about it.

This is just too hilarious! Glad you both came out laughing. I could see this happening at my old work with my last manager. He was funny.

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