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September 2012 Moms
klgrh6
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Crap DH says...
klgrh6
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DH has said a lot of random things throughout this pregnancy which sometimes result in a death stare. But last night I could not believe what he said. I was looking at my disappearing belly button when DH came in the room and said that it looks like a butt hole. I had nothing to say in response to him after that one.
I'm sure you ladies have a few examples of random stuff your husbands say, so let's hear them!
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Re: Crap DH says...
Most days I find them endearing (he's never mean or malicious in them), but there are some days where it's just like.. nope. not today.
"Your butt is so much more jiggly now."
Um, thanks...? That's sorta what happens when you put a baby in there and a bunch of lbs.
Hey, my belly button has soaked up some major pigment. The whole inside is splotchy brown. It looks like a butt hole!! Is yours darker too?? Or is it just me
My youngest sister has been staying with us for two weeks while she's on summer break. (She's 17.) While DH and I were talking about driving her home this weekend, (a few hours away), he was complaining that he would have to drive 4 HOURS... wah. He was the one who agreed to it in the first place. When I offered to drive part of the way he emphatically told me, "NO."
When I asked why he had a problem with me driving, it wasn't because I would be uncomfortable, he didn't want there to be extra stress for me, etc... No. It was because "I am pregnant and emotional and I may not be good at driving long distances." I almost punched him. Good. That a$$hole can drive the whole way and now I want to play backseat driver. Serves him right.
ETA: My DH has verbal diarrhea. He doesn't think about what he is going to say before he says it. Like that one time a few months ago I mentioned going kayaking. DH: Can you kayak while pregnant? Me: Yeah, why? DH: Can you FIT into a kayak??? <--Thanks, hon. You're the greatest. This is just a small sampling.
My charming DH asked me last night when I would be getting my hottness back. This, of course, was after I broke wind to relieve cramping in my stomach...soon enough, DH, soon enough.
DH always quotes the movie "Knocked Up"
"F*uck you, hormones!! You are a crazy B*tch, hormones! Not Jaime - hormones!!"
I will say my DH has been wonderful this pregnancy- he has been better than I expected.
But, a few months ago we were getting in bed and he said, "who is going to get up with itty bitty (our nickname for baby) during the night- I mean, I have to work the next day." I plan on breastfeeding and staying at home, so I already knew the answer to this and fully expected to be the one to get up during the night, but him wording it like that made me so mad! I didn't say anything, but the next night I told him that I fully expect for him to be on diaper duty when he is home from work.
Same here. The skin that was once inside my belly button is the darkest, so now that it's showing it definitely looks like one.
Yesssssssss........ I'm glad I'm not alone! I told DH, "my belly button looks like a butt hole," and he said, "You're beautiful."
Me: "I'm so fat" (which I AM) DH: "You're beautiful."
Me: "Does this shirt look okay?" DH: "You're beautiful."
Me: "I have heartburn." DH: "You're beautiful."
Apparently someone coached him on how to survive. He took it a bit too literally, ha!!!
Haha, that's cute!
MH has been pretty good as comments go, but he told me he's not really worried about taking care of a baby because "it'll be easy." I think he's in denial or maybe still shock, even. He won't even hold our niephies because he is afraid.
This! Only mine didn't put the "Can I" at the begining. Little does he know...........
I have been RELIGOUS about creams/oils/lotions for stretch marks...the other day I was asked if I have been researching how to make my boobs not get saggy... GREAT J
Last night I commented that I wanted him to bring the cradle into our bedroom (its currently in our nursery) in a couple of weeks. He asked why and I gave him a blank stare and said because I want the baby close to me at first so I don't have to get up when I hear the baby. His response "The baby is not sleeping in here and I'm just going to shut the door so that I can get some sleep!"
I just gave him the death stare and moved on with my evening. He still thinks that he's right. He's not!
My husband is guilty of yelling this at me as well! Along with some other gems like - "Well, your body is ruined... that's what all people with kids say, right?!" I just had to look at him and walk away. He doesn't think at all before he speaks.
The other day my husband was pointing to my arms, legs, face and he kept say "that's my wife", "that's my wife", and then pointed to my belly and said "that is not my wife". No sh*t sherlock, its your son!
After leaving the "Prepared Childbirth" class the other night my SO says to me, "I think after learning about all those possible side effects, you should just go natural."
I gave him the death stare. I said, my plan is to go natural if I can handle it. If I can't then I'm getting the drugs. When you push a kid out, you can go natural.
"The baby is not sleeping in here and I'm just going to shut the door so that I can get some sleep!"
I would have bitched him out if I were you, that is just CRAZY! He obviously doesn't know what it's like to be a parent!
DH was taking a belly shot for me yesterday. Instead of "say cheese" he says, "say moo!" Silly man!
THe best ever though, not while I was pregnant, was when our oldest was about two, DH had his appendix removed. He was SUPER whiney, and I guess I wasn't being sympathetic enough, so he told me I didn't understand what major abdominal surgery felt like. I quickly reminded him of when they cut my bell open six incehs and pulled out a human, as opposed to poking a hole in his belly and taking out an organ the size of his thumb. He was quick to blame the pain meds he was taking for his stupidity!!