Pee and repeat were in a boat...

Bemyselfandi · July 2012

Pee in the toilet. Stand up and pee in undies. Sit and pee in toilet. Repeat........repeat....

I'm a bit tired of the "I peee my pants" routine.

merricksmom · July 2012

I hear you. Especially considering the fact that getting into underwear alone should be considered an olympic event. I wish they made underwear that could be put on over the head.

Jillwithani · July 2012

My life revolves around pee, and will for the next few years. In no way is that depressing.

bigbootyjudi · July 2012

I'm sick of: Pee in the toilet. Walk out of the bathroom. Get comfy on the couch. Have to pee again...and then it's barely a trickle. When I actually pee a worthy amount, I physically smile and think, "Thank God...a pee finally worth having!" Lol.

rMe6411 · July 2012

merricksmom:
I hear you. Especially considering the fact that getting into underwear alone should be considered an olympic event. I wish they made underwear that could be put on over the head.

Haha... I'm glad I am not the only one who feels this way!

AprilAngie · July 2012

I don't mind during the day it's the 6-7 night time pees that I hate .... If I lost my mp at night I wouldn't even know as I fall asleep on the toilet half the time

punkrockabye · July 2012

Every hour: wake up, instantly feel a stabbing in my urethra. Maneuver myself so I can get my legs off the side of the bed. With numb fingers and horrible pain in my arms and wrists, manage to push my upper half into a sitting position so I can then endure the pain of forcing myself to stand up--ooh, toes are sore, just like the wrists! Awesome!--waddle horribly around the bed to get to the hallway, manage to pull my underwear down and flop down onto the toilet, make sexual noises as I am overcome with the pleasure of unleashing a gallon of pee. Return to bed, twitching. Repeat an hour later.

delaneykai · July 2012

Ha, this is SO me these days! I've started wearing a pad to catch the drips. ;o)

DisneyFan33 · July 2012

anbeck4:
I'm sick of: Pee in the toilet. Walk out of the bathroom. Get comfy on the couch. Have to pee again...and then it's barely a trickle. When I actually pee a worthy amount, I physically smile and think, "Thank God...a pee finally worth having!" Lol.

lol same exact thing happens to me!

babyike · July 2012

punkrockabye:
Every hour: wake up, instantly feel a stabbing in my urethra. Maneuver myself so I can get my legs off the side of the bed. With numb fingers and horrible pain in my arms and wrists, manage to push my upper half into a sitting position so I can then endure the pain of forcing myself to stand up--ooh, toes are sore, just like the wrists! Awesome!--waddle horribly around the bed to get to the hallway, manage to pull my underwear down and flop down onto the toilet, make sexual noises as I am overcome with the pleasure of unleashing a gallon of pee. Return to bed, twitching. Repeat an hour later.

Seriously, we have the same routine. Except lately my pee schedule has been upped to every. freaking. 30. minutes.

::sighs::

bellag8212 · August 2012

I actually have my body very well trained lol. I don't have to pee very much more often then every 2 hours.

maisonsco · August 2012

AprilAngie:
I don't mind during the day it's the 6-7 night time pees that I hate .... If I lost my mp at night I wouldn't even know as I fall asleep on the toilet half the time

I thought about this last night during the millionth time up. I shuffle in there in the dark, holding onto the walls b/c I don't want to open my eyes, manage to plop on the toilet, and then practically fall asleep. All of this for a little trickle. I realized last night though that unless I really felt something weird, I would have no idea if I lost my mp

bsschroeder · August 2012

merricksmom:
I hear you. Especially considering the fact that getting into underwear alone should be considered an olympic event. I wish they made underwear that could be put on over the head.

OMG SO TRUE!!! maybe some that snap on the sides or something,,, LOL

kokokat · August 2012

I'm totally cracking up over this right now! I literally just went to the bathroom, pulled the undies down, and was like, "are you serious? what the hell is all that fluid?" I know it's not AF, and I keep telling myself it's discharge, but uh, I think I may just be deluding myself right now. I can't wait until the only one in the house who pees his/her pants weighs less than 10 lbs!

kokokat · August 2012

punkrockabye:
Every hour: wake up, instantly feel a stabbing in my urethra. Maneuver myself so I can get my legs off the side of the bed. With numb fingers and horrible pain in my arms and wrists, manage to push my upper half into a sitting position so I can then endure the pain of forcing myself to stand up--ooh, toes are sore, just like the wrists! Awesome!--waddle horribly around the bed to get to the hallway, manage to pull my underwear down and flop down onto the toilet, make sexual noises as I am overcome with the pleasure of unleashing a gallon of pee. Return to bed, twitching. Repeat an hour later.

This is me to a "T", except my pees are nowhere near as satisfying! I WISH I could pee and have more than a dribble come out. I'm so paranoid about a UTI these days, I drink cranberry juice like nobody's business!

latnprincess · August 2012

Everything. This entire thread of posts is me also! I pee about once per hour. Sometimes its a trickle, sometimes its a full bladder pee (rare). Middle of the night -- whoever described that routine was SPOT ON! I HATE getting up to go in the middle of the night. I only do it once, but I hate it. Putting on underwear, OMG! When I was changing them this morning I was like "seriously? This is crazy! It shouldn't be this hard to put underwear on!"

jillybean7582 · August 2012

I'm not happy with peeing at work today. The a**hats next door that share the bathrooms in the hall with us decided it was a great idea to microwave RAW hamburgers for lunch. The entire hall reeks of death so my using the restroom now gets to include gagging the entire time. Looking forward to my every 30 min pee breaks for the rest of the afternoon or not (the other people in my office are even complaining about gagging at the smell, add my super sonic pregnancy nose and its not pretty)

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