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You know you're a mom when....

WildlandwifeWildlandwife
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before leaving for work and changing a diaper, your DS pees on your blouse and instead of going to change, you use a wipe to 'clean it off' and head out the door.  Yep - I'm that mom today.

How about you? You're a mom when....

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Re: You know you're a mom when....

  • JulyMomma2U2JulyMomma2U2 member

    LOL too funny!!

    I guess I'd have to say.. you know you're a mom when you try and pass off a stain on your boob as "spilled lunch", when you know darn well it was probably you leaking breast milk!!! Ugh -- happens to me all the time!! I need to start putting maxipads in my bra -- these dinky breast pads aren't cutting it!! LOL

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  • Ernie52408Ernie52408 member

    LOL. I walked around with vomit on my shirt Sunday. It was already my 2nd shirt for the day (the first was covered in baby snot) and I didn't feel like changing again.

    Another: You're thankful you get sick with your LO's cold instead of DH. You'd rather be sick and taking care of a sick kid, then taking care of a sick kid and a sick husband.

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  • VeilSdeGTOVeilSdeGTO member

    When someone points out that you have chocolate on your jeans and you can say "nope, it's poop" without skipping a beat or doing anything about it.

    This is especially funny when you're eating a peanut butter cup while the person is pointing it out to you.

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  • meggiepoo87meggiepoo87 member
    As a SAHM, some days I'm lucky to even wear a shirt. DS bfs constantly so not really any point in getting fully dressed.
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  • Jessicaanne_1@yahoo.comJessicaanne_1@yahoo.com
    My clothes are covered in yogurt because my kid refuses to be fed by someone else or sit in a high chair.
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  • Teresa1896Teresa1896 member
    DD pulls my shirt up/down in public, partially exposing bra/strap/upper boob muffintop and I don't even notice.

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