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September 2012 Moms
LILBIT1221
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can we discuss embarrassing sex moments please?
LILBIT1221
member
Whether it was recently or in the past? I have one for TMI Tuesday, & I need to know if I will be booted off the board when I share it. Thanks in advance for making me feel better.
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Re: can we discuss embarrassing sex moments please?
I have to warn DH that I might fart during sex. It's almost impossible to hold it in. And these are not cute little "prrrrp" farts...these are silent, killer gas bombs that could clear a room.
He's a trouper.
We haven't had sex since May. I have felt too gross and am too big to even think about it.
[MC 11.20.11] [DS born 9.24.12] [DD born 10.15.14]
yeah not recent but DH and i had a fun night with some old friends in my home town had a few drinks feelin frisky went home had a shower session i walked out with a towel on to my older brother (his came in a day early)! had to tell him to wait till H was done
uhhh yeah that is one thing my brother never needed to kno
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Yeah, you win! lol Any story of mine pale's in comparison.
It's not embarrassing on my part.
I was giving a BJ to my BF at the time, and he farted right when he finished. I was young then and just ignored it, but if DH ever did that now I would crack up and get make fun of him about that.
I can't think of anything that I have done. It is hard for me to get embarrassed.
So we live right next door to my parents who are great at letting us know before they come over. Well my one day my mom borrowed my car and while my husband and I were having sex, she comes right in to return the keys. We were in the bedroom but she was yelling my name and walking in letting me know she was there. I seriously pushed my husband off of me and he landed on the floor. I ran into our bathroom to put some clothes on and when I came out, my mom was gone. She must have heard the crash and gotten the hint. I still crack up laughing when I picture my husband flying onto the wood floor! I pushed him so hard and he was quite shocked!!
I think it's only been about 3 times for me since conceiving, despite my best efforts... it's like I became the sex kitten and his sex drive dried up!
hahahahaha
DH and I aren't regular twice a weekers, but if we ever got to the point that we went months without doing it, there would be some issues.
not really embarrassing but the night I went into labor with DS, DH was scheduled to work a double (it was also new years eve) I decided to have a little fun with my vibrator to see if it would put me into labor and it worked! an hour later I was having contractions 3-4 mins apart. DH and I got to ring in the new year together (although mid contraction in the hospital) and DS was born 13 hours after my first contraction at 39wks6 days on new years day
a few days later I told him I used my vibrator to induce the contractions and he was less than pleased. oops.
We haven't had sex since conceiving this one at all.
Oh do I have a story. I was 13 when my mom was pregnant with the youngest sister. One day, me and my sister (who was 10) decided we would play around and hide in my mom and dad's closet. We wanted to see how long it would take them to find us. Well, while in there, my father goes to take a shower. Upon stepping out, my mother enters the room and they decide to have some pregnancy sex. It all happened so quickly, we had no time to pop out of the closet and run. So, we had to hear the disgusting moans as our parents had sex. My sister was crying and I had to console her to try to not get busted. It was terrible.
2.0 is on the way! EDD: 2/24/15
When an ex was going down on me I felt the urge to fart, and kept trying to pull him up, he wouldn't budge and finally the act of me literally trying to heave him away from me caused my fart to come out really loudly. Um, I tried to save him.
Last night DH finally offered to have sex with me ( our internet has been down). Since we've had sex only once in about 2 months, I was just a tad bit embarrassed at how much time and effort it took me to get my pants off. A lot of grunting was involved. Then I had to get up and turn the light off. I knew I wouldn't be able to stay in the moment with full on lights on. I kept wanting to cry but would force it back because I wanted sex so bad! I'm just not comfortable with my body at this point. Of course he doesn't seem phased or disgusted or anything, it's all in my head.
So I'm going to assume it's a pregnancy thing, then? It would suck if it's a "you're getting old" thing, because it was a really awkward feeling. Bah.
What's with this sh(t? My DH has been the same way. My dildos are getting way too much action. Finally after I asked him a couple times he admitted that it's weird to think sexy time when that's usually when I'm in bed making him feel how much the baby is moving. So, I've kept the baby talk to a minimum while in bed the last few weeks and we've had sex twice. Our internet has been off for ten days though, so it may be that too. We'll see now that the internet is back on today.
What's the deal with the internet?
BFP #1 Chemical Pregnancy
BFP #2 DS Bennett
BFP #3 Missed Miscarriage 8wks
BFP #4 Miscarriage 6 wks
BFP #5 Due August 10, 2015
Definitely a pregnancy thing. It's happened to me with both girls. And it's every freakin' time. Sometimes I can power through, sometimes I have to stop DH so I can stretch out my butt/hip/thigh, whatever happens to be cramping that day. It's totally sexy.
OMG thank you for sharing! I laughed so hard I tinkled!!!
No internet = no porn
Carina 12.28.2010 | Aurelia 9.23.12 | Chart - Round 3
::spits out water all over computer screen::
Wow. You win the internet today.
Carina 12.28.2010 | Aurelia 9.23.12 | Chart - Round 3
I have been full on molesting my DH in hopes that it will do SOMETHING to make him have sex with me. No such luck. He's so weirded out by the baby moving all the time that the idea of penetration really bothers him. He's been going down on me quite a bit, which is great for me, but I'm ready for the whole shabang.
Nancy James 9.1.12
Calvin Donald 8.27.14
Oh, good. I guess. Yeah, it totally sucks.
It wasn't sex, but after my very first kiss, I threw up.
The dude asked if it was him, I said no.
I lied.
Emilia Antoinette
10.03.12 at 41w5d
Your nether region must be in better condition than mine. I stay fresh for the first 10 seconds after a shower. After that..... sweatandstuff.