WHERE THE F**K DO YOU THINK SHE IS?!?!
Did you see me post any pictures?
Did someone tell you I went into labor?
Does it still appear that I have a watermelon in my belly???
I really really wish people would stop asking me where the baby is and "whens that baby coming?" Oh im sorry family and estranged friends- is this pregnancy lasting too long for you??? Are you getting tired of the edema, hot flashes, carpal tunnel and PUPPS? So sorry I couldn't have her sooner for you!
Im not even overdue yet!
Re: Where's the baby??!... vent
I feel you. I've been hearing it since I was about thirty weeks about how huge I am and if I'm sure it's not twins and they must have gotten the date wrong. Seriously I could slap someone.
Some guy at work the other day asked me if I had the baby already!
I clearly have a baby bump! This is the same guy that came up to me and said your stomach looks pregnant! Yeah hes a dumb ace!