I know the polite thing to do when you walk into the office is say good morning to people, but I never can bring myself to do it. It seems so fake and I am never in a good mood in the morning so I'd be lying. If someone says "Good morning" to me I usually reply with "hey".
I'm an azzhole.
Re: FFFC
I say "good morning" to most everyone I see at work in the morning and sometimes people don't even respond...like, literally say nothing. It cracks me up every time. I think that's a big reason why I do it...;)
My DD has been making herself cry until she pukes. This new behavior is driving me batty. Wednesday she spit up in her bed. Not full on vomiting, just some liquid- and it didn't get on her or her jammies. It also didn't wake her up.
Rather than wake her up, I threw a towel down until we could change the sheets in the morning. She slept through, so I guess it didn't bother her.
FTR, any time she has actually thrown up on herself, we will clean her and the sheets up. I just really didn't want to wake her up at 10:30 at night.
I know, I know, Mom of the Year Award.
A lot of people sleep in their own puke. Usually they are 20 years older and wasted, though
Right? I felt like Adam Sandler in "Big Daddy."
It's 10:30. I just had Mcdonalds for breakfast. Sue me.
Up until the past twoish weeks, I didn't care about what the sex is. However, lately I've found myself leaning a specific way. I won't be disappointed, but it's a weird feeling to know I have a stronger hope for a specific sex.
I drink more caffeine than I swore I would.
Even though I'm a ftm, I want to smack a ton of other mothers who don't read manuals because they think certain things are common sense. (Specifically, people who put carseats in the middle seat, because if you are t-boned they are safer. There are certain carseats that in the manual say to not place the seat in the middle seat. And the people who put carseats on the top of shopping carts. Seriously people, READ THE MANUALS!)
3/12 150mg Clomid + B2B IUI =BFP!! TWINS!
Vanishing twin at week 6
Tater-tot born January 3rd 2013
2 IUI's in 2016- BFN
3 IUI's in 2017- BFN
8/17 IUI BFP!!!!!!!!
I have been doing the same thing in the mornings. People also constantly come up to me and ask me how I'm feeling and how the baby is. And play 21 questions. When I first found out I was pg, I loved people asking, but now it just gets on my nerves. I'm a morning time azzhole with you!
I eat Jimmy John's subs, and then hide it from my family. I've made a big deal about "no deli," so if they caught me, they'd brand me a hipocrite and bring it up any other deli opportunity came up.
I LOVE Jimmy John's. And I rationalize it by saying they're high enough volume that their food never has time to get old or grow anything! (Unlike local grocery store deli's where who knows how long that macaroni salad has been sitting!)
THIS A WARNING. I AM A TERRIBLE PERSON.
BUT... The people across the hall from us have a two bedroom apartment in the layout we wanted and they got an eviction notice(a big neon orange sign on their door, which immediately draws everyone's attention) about a week ago. Part of me(the really terrible, horrible, awful part) was hoping that they would move out before we are so we could just move all of our stuff across the hall rather than a block away.
I'm so horrible.
Yesterday I ate a turkey sandwich..... and I didn't heat it up first!
BFP#1 on 02/14/09 BIRTH to Mason 6lb9oz on 10/12/09
BFP#2 on 5/28/11 EDD 2/1/12 Natural M/C on 6/13/11
BFP#3 on 1/20/12 EDD 9/30/12 Natural m/c on 1/27/12
BFP#4 on 4/23/12 BIRTH to Isabella 7lb1oz on 12/19/12
I'm a big meanie and wish so badly we could put a big sign at the top of our board that says "NO NEWBS ALLOWED" (especially if you're just going to come on and ask a question that's been asked a gazillion times or just ask a stupid question in general). I guess I'm just a douche and think that because we are all for the most part just about half baked, our group is "made" already. KWIM
I always look at peoples post counts and if they aren't "up there" I say to myself "nope you haven't been here so bye bye to you".
I know, I'm a douchechip. But, that's me.
ETA: I am also going to ditto what mlangs said above.
Amen!
A woman I work with asks me how I'm feeling and how the baby is every time she calls me. I haven't felt like poo in several weeks and even then it was just naseau (sorry, not bragging). It just gets annoying.
I also drink way more caffiene then I should (but still within reason).
And I poured myself a glass of wine after my friends left half the bottle the other night. I had about half of the half glass and thought I was going to be sick. Needless to say I didn't finish it and have no desire to have anymore.
If this place was 100% baby, I'd be 100% out. I'm excited, and like talking about my baby, but I'd get too bored, too fast.
Andplusalso, did I miss something? Did someone complain about this? Because that's BS. I'm the BMB police, and I say random posts are 100% acceptable.
3/12 150mg Clomid + B2B IUI =BFP!! TWINS!
Vanishing twin at week 6
Tater-tot born January 3rd 2013
2 IUI's in 2016- BFN
3 IUI's in 2017- BFN
8/17 IUI BFP!!!!!!!!
Not today but they have in the past. My post today about the addictions is half baby related, but honestly more about us right now... what WE are obsessed with. I like the GTKY stuff but I can't remember half of what is said if more than 5 people comment...lol. My thread is a GTKY but it is something that we all have in common right now... buying baby stuff (still haven't got the socks yet, but still REALLY tempted) not quite so random. I wish I had a better memory to remember all the other stuff but I just don't.
I figure one day someone will get annoyed with my kinda random weird posts and call me out on it or something, so I guess I am saying it right now, that I just don't care. I try not to do 10 in a day and usually it is just 1 or 2 but some days it might be a few more, depends on how witty I am that day...lol
My husband hurt his leg and will require surgery. He will be on crutches for at least two months, then in a boot after that. This is the second time he's had this injury, the first was when my son was a baby and it was a HUGE pain. So he can't help me with my son at all- no diaper changes, no trips to the park, no picking him up. I know he didn't do this on purpose but part of me is a little pissed at him.
It doesn't help that I have to bring him meals on a tray and he is the worst patient ever- always whining and asks for something every five seconds. Instead of asking for ten things at once, I'll go downstairs for one thing, then when I come back up he asks for something else downstairs. I'm pregnant and I'm tired, I work part time and watch my son all on my own and take care of our dogs. . . and he complains that I don't pamper him. Part of me is mad, and the other part envies him sitting there watching the Olympics with his foot up!
I am the exact same way. Glad to know I'm not the only person like this out there.
BFP#1:MC 8/20/2010| BFP#2:MC 7/9/2011| BFP#3:DD born 12/14/2012
I HATE it when people ask "how's the baby?" Um, still cooking? How the heck would I know? I've only felt a few wiggles & it's hidden inside my body - we aren't really on speaking terms yet.
I'm SO glad I'm not alone. MH fell from a second story roof peak at work when my last lo was 2 weeks old. He was in a hospital bed & wheelchair for MONTHS & really dependent on me. Since then, he has really awful chronic pain & serious nerve damage (let's just say, the fact that I'm pg again is a miraculous fluke) and even tho' I try not to, I have days where I get pissed and resentful. He takes really hot baths to help with the pain, but I've gotten to the point that when he heads up the stairs, I want to scream and jump out of my skin 'cause I know he'll be in the tub for an hour or more sometimes - which leaves me on my own with the kids. He has the 1st of possibly/probably 3 back surgeries scheduled for next Thursday and I'm soooo hoping they find that there is a specific thing going on so they can fix it & I can get MH and my life back. I feel like a horrible person.