January 2013 Moms

In honor of preggo brain...

or as ellaNu630 said the pregnancy dumb...(and please read her story under my riduculous december post) what is this SILLIEST, most embarrassing, dumb  or whatever you want to call it brain fart while pregnant so for or from a previous pregnancy...I need more laughs...

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Re: In honor of preggo brain...

  • Today I used the calculator on my phone to make a call.

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    Jacob, 1/14/13
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  • The first day I found out I was pregnant I threw away $160 at work because I spaced out. I had to dumpster dive to get it back.
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    I kept contacting Chase insisting my credit card was expired and they needed to send me a new one.  It expires 12/12.

     

    OH thank goodness I'm not the only one that can't identify how months work in a year, lolol

     

    all of you ladies have got me laughing this morning...when I was like 8 months pregnant with DD we (DH and I) went to Target in the morning and stopped at starbucks and sat in the little cafe, afterwards we walked all around target and then went home...an hour or so after being home I realized I didn't have my purse...I had left it at starbucks for like 3 hours...HEELLLOOOO the workers thought it was hilarious...

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  • I put the cereal in the fridge. I'm mostly just scatter brained. I just feel stupid often. 
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  • I keep getting appointments wrong! It's like my ability to comprehend what people are saying to me shuts off the minute someone tries to schedule something with me. Every time I show up late...or even a day early once I want to Homer Simpson forehead slap myself.
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  • Last pregnancy I was supposed to buy some epsom salts for DH. I went to the grocery store to get them because I needed milk and an onion. I couldn't remember what I needed, so I called DH to remind me of the epsom salts, just after entering the store. After grabbing the milk and onion I still forgot to also purchase the epsom salts!! LOL - my husband still gives me a hard time for this Big Smile
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  • I tried putting some clean dishes away in my oven last week. lol
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  • I managed to loose DH's cell phone in Krogers, a week after leaving my cell phone in the same store. Oh and if not for my sweet brother I would have left my purse (not a small one) in a Subway restraunt after lunch yesterday

     

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    I tried putting some clean dishes away in my oven last week. lol

    That reminds me... I tried to put the toaster in the fridge last week, even going as far as moving stuff around to make room. (It was supposed to go in the pantry NEXT to the fridge!) Thankfully, I realized what I was doing and put it away in the correct place... I can only imagine what DH would have said if he came home to find a toaster in the fridge. 

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  • I entered the car wash with the window rolled down! Thanks everyone for the laughs, I feel better now.
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    I entered the car wash with the window rolled down! Thanks everyone for the laughs, I feel better now.

    I've done that, but without the excuse of being pregnant! LOL

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  • Just set a plastic kid plate on a hot burner and completely melted the thing... Go me!
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  • The last three times I have made instant potatoes on the stove, I have let the milk boil over on the stove, not once, not twice, but THREE times in the same try three straight times in a row. DH is now in charge of watching things on the stove... I am SO spacey and get distracted SO easily!
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