Because we can all use a really good laugh...

Williamandshawnna · July 2012

My husband and I had a few glasses of wine with dinner this evening and laughed so hard as he reminded me how forgetful I have been, he said, "you need to write a post about this, more people need to laugh this hard." He is right and I hope you laugh as hard as we did and still are. Please enjoy at my expense ladies.

So not that long ago I opened my freezer and found a package of frozen provolone cheese. I was really confused. Why was there provolone cheese in my freezer? Now, I had flashbacks to baby brain only about a month ago, I had put milk in the pantry and dry pasta in the fridge back then, ok, so we all know my brain isn't right, right now, not that it was then either but... So I look in the fridge and there is a package of provolone cheese. Now I am totally confused. Can you imagine? I went into the office and asked my husband "why is there provolone cheese on our freezer?" I was so perplexed at the thought of this. He replies with," I have no Idea you probably put it there and don't remember." Well then I got kinda angry, because why would I put cheese in the freezer, the thought was just insanity in my mind, but I was still weirded out by it. I thought, well maybe my mother in law put the provolone cheese in the freezer, (she was here cleaning the day before I came home from the hospital, I still can't find some of my pots and pans.) but why would she do that? Turns out she didn't do that either.

OK, so at this point it had been over a week, I forgot about it, the cheese was still in the freezer. I woke up yesterday morning with my breasts sore and in some pain. I then jump out of bed, ran to the office and told my husband in a very matter of fact tone, "it's not provolone cheese in the freezer it's the breast pads I soaked and froze because they helped the soreness in my boobes!!" We laughed so hard, but they really did look like provolone cheese.

Moral of the story, label what you put in the freezer, and in my husbands words, "well at least you didn't put them on a sandwich!"