Sh*t parents say ...

Butterbrot · July 2012

Since having kids, sometimes I hear things coming out of my mouth ... combinations of words that should never go together. Have any of you (or your SO) had to say weird things since becoming parents? My highlights:

Sometime last year, my husband called me at work and said: "Please talk your daughter out of sticking barrettes in her vagina."

Me, to my husband this week, after we had to get a urine sample from the baby: "Did you put the pee in the fridge?"

KFCupcake · July 2012

"Oh look, there's poop in my hair."

marriedsisterofbride · July 2012

All I have so far is, "That booty smells like hot garbage" but shes only 12 weeks old.

beth6287 · July 2012

"We don't put poop hands in our mouth!"

huahualove · July 2012

Butterbrot:

Since having kids, sometimes I hear things coming out of my mouth ... combinations of words that should never go together. Have any of you (or your SO) had to say weird things since becoming parents? My highlights:

Sometime last year, my husband called me at work and said: "Please talk your daughter out of sticking barrettes in her vagina."

Me, to my husband this week, after we had to get a urine sample from the baby: "Did you put the pee in the fridge?"

oh, I LOLed from that. The fact that I am now almost okay with being covered in spitup and not always being able to shower everyday. I tell myself, well, I did yesterday, so I'm fine today.

FusionLMT · July 2012

oh gosh, I really need to write them down when they come up. Definitely a lot about playing with your penis.

Torani · July 2012

To my toddler: "Finish your dinner or no bath." Who would have though a bath was a reward?

kkfeb04 · July 2012

Just from this week alone.

"Kalvin, don't eat the mulch." "Rocks are not for eating." and a personally favorite, "Joey's food is for Joey not for Kalvin". Oh there's "Stop playing with the dog's water." and "Kalvin, Joey was eating his dinner. You can't grab him by the collar and pull him away from his food. He's going to eat you and I'm gonna tell you I told you so."