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Apparently, I'm a sanctimonious C*nt

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I love when idiots drag their drama to another board, crying that they're being picked on and fought with.  I find it odd that they care so much.   

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  • phq2011phq2011
    One of them called cranang a bear and I think they even got Sherbert Lemon in there. Calling someone a sk*nk does not make you better, hate to say that.
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    One of them called cranang a bear and I think they even got Sherbert Lemon in there. Calling someone a sk*nk does not make you better, hate to say that.

    IKR, the one that called me a sanctimonious cuunt was saying that I had bad manners.  Okay.  

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  • Liz4444Liz4444 member
    I often think that about you, but then again, I'm a selfish, b!tchy c/nt.  so I guess that means I love you! ;)
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  • CranangCranang member

    I swear to God, it's like they're not the same women.  They are over there talking about the things that ARE tacky.

    They're complaining about how making a registry for a 2nd child is tacky.  Well what if it's just part of these "new rules?" 

    They complain that WE have nothing better to do, yet they take the time to come over here and "team" us.

    And then my FAVORITE line I've seen on TB.  "They need to get laid."  It's a pregnancy/baby website...I think we know how to get ourselves laid.

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  • blush64blush64 member

    I post there sometimes and here sometimes too. I am honestly surprised by what was written. I find some things here get heated but things there do too, and everywhere else.

    It's just silly to me.

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  • phq2011phq2011
    imageCranang:

    I swear to God, it's like they're not the same women.  They are over there talking about the things that ARE tacky.

    They're complaining about how making a registry for a 2nd child is tacky.  Well what if it's just part of these "new rules?" 

    They complain that WE have nothing better to do, yet they take the time to come over here and "team" us.

    And then my FAVORITE line I've seen on TB.  "They need to get laid."  It's a pregnancy/baby website...I think we know how to get ourselves laid.

    Maybe she thinks after the baby you stop having sex? 

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    imageCranang:

    I swear to God, it's like they're not the same women.  They are over there talking about the things that ARE tacky.

    They're complaining about how making a registry for a 2nd child is tacky.  Well what if it's just part of these "new rules?" 

    They complain that WE have nothing better to do, yet they take the time to come over here and "team" us.

    And then my FAVORITE line I've seen on TB.  "They need to get laid."  It's a pregnancy/baby website...I think we know how to get ourselves laid.

    Maybe she thinks after the baby you stop having sex? 

    Which is pretty much true, lol. 

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    imageCranang:

    I swear to God, it's like they're not the same women.  They are over there talking about the things that ARE tacky.

    They're complaining about how making a registry for a 2nd child is tacky.  Well what if it's just part of these "new rules?" 

    They complain that WE have nothing better to do, yet they take the time to come over here and "team" us.

    And then my FAVORITE line I've seen on TB.  "They need to get laid."  It's a pregnancy/baby website...I think we know how to get ourselves laid.

     

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    And then my FAVORITE line I've seen on TB.  "They need to get laid."  It's a pregnancy/baby website...I think we know how to get ourselves laid.

    Which is hilarious because I don't think a day has passed since I've been cleared that I didn't give it up.  I'm pretty easy.   

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    I often think that about you, but then again, I'm a selfish, b!tchy c/nt.  so I guess that means I love you! ;)

    Right back at ya!  

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    And then my FAVORITE line I've seen on TB.  "They need to get laid."  It's a pregnancy/baby website...I think we know how to get ourselves laid.

    Sh!t.... thats how this happened to me?? 

    In all seriousness, at least she didn't pull the "I feel bad for your husband and children" At least there is an attempt to be original lol. 

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    I swear to God, it's like they're not the same women.  They are over there talking about the things that ARE tacky.

    They're complaining about how making a registry for a 2nd child is tacky.  Well what if it's just part of these "new rules?" 

    They complain that WE have nothing better to do, yet they take the time to come over here and "team" us.

    And then my FAVORITE line I've seen on TB.  "They need to get laid."  It's a pregnancy/baby website...I think we know how to get ourselves laid.

    HAHAHAHAHA Wow. 


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    I have a giant baby in my belly. Ive been laid in the past 9 mnths at least.

    I wish I was a sanctimonious c*nt. Im jealous.

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  • Sherbet LemonSherbet Lemon member

    imagephq2011:
    One of them called cranang a bear and I think they even got Sherbert Lemon in there. Calling someone a sk*nk does not make you better, hate to say that.

    Not sure how to interpret this... I didn't say anything on that board that contradicts anything I've said on this board. 

    Maybe you aren't implying that I did, I just can't tell what you're trying to say about me.

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  • phq2011phq2011
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    imagephq2011:
    One of them called cranang a bear and I think they even got Sherbert Lemon in there. Calling someone a sk*nk does not make you better, hate to say that.

    Not sure how to interpret this... I didn't say anything on that board that contradicts anything I've said on this board. 

    Maybe you aren't implying that I did, I just can't tell what you're trying to say about me.

    I was just commenting that they attacked a good chunk of the regular posters. (Calling cranang a bear, the sk*nk comments). Sorry, not saying anything about you. 

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  • phq2011phq2011

    Maybe not an attack, but the whole thread is fairly snarky, and you were quoted:

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    ITA. And I am a teacher.

    Plus, I just looked at the prices of my daughter's books.For example, The Little Hungry Caterpillar board book is $16. If you buy a good book, it's a lot more expensive than a card. If you want them, register for them, and you'll get plenty.

    Where are you buying your books?! I think the Eric Carle board book I bought for a shower was about $8 and that was full price at Borders. TJ Maxx and Marshall's often have them for about half that price.

    Also, the Kohl's Cares program is a good place to get some nice books for $5 a piece. I bought a few of the Nancy Tillman books to give as gifts when they were doing them around Christmas. I know they recently did Eric Carle.  

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  • phq2011phq2011
    NM, re-read the thread and realized I can't read today. Now I feel dumb.
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    imagephq2011:
    NM, re-read the thread and realized I can't read today. Now I feel dumb.

    No problem :)

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  • CranangCranang member
    imagemorethancottoncandy:
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    And then my FAVORITE line I've seen on TB.  "They need to get laid."  It's a pregnancy/baby website...I think we know how to get ourselves laid.

    Which is hilarious because I don't think a day has passed since I've been cleared that I didn't give it up.  I'm pretty easy.   

    Same here.  I gave my husband a bj the night we brought the baby home.  I was happy and celebrating. (Incidentally, this policy has been of great benefit to me.  I literally haven't washed a single bottle in 8.5 months)  I think we *** more now than we did before.

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    imagemorethancottoncandy:
    imageCranang:

    And then my FAVORITE line I've seen on TB.  "They need to get laid."  It's a pregnancy/baby website...I think we know how to get ourselves laid.

    Which is hilarious because I don't think a day has passed since I've been cleared that I didn't give it up.  I'm pretty easy.   

    Same here.  I gave my husband a bj the night we brought the baby home.  I was happy and celebrating. (Incidentally, this policy has been of great benefit to me.  I literally haven't washed a single bottle in 8.5 months)  I think we *** more now than we did before.

    That sounds like a pretty good trade off to me!

     

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  • AutumnLeaves2AutumnLeaves2 member

    ...Last I knew, these boards (especially one as specific as this) were places that you could lurk on for advice on a subject that you would otherwise not know too much about. If I KNEW proper etiquette 101, I probably wouldn't lurk here as often as I do. I LIKE that people who have more knowledge in the etiquette department than I do answer truthfully (whether sometimes "snarky" or not). I don't understand why lurkers/posters get SO upset when someone is "mean" to them or is "snarky" in there response. Like, dude, did they answer your question or not? They did? Awesome. Now stfu.

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    imageCranang:

    And then my FAVORITE line I've seen on TB.  "They need to get laid."  It's a pregnancy/baby website...I think we know how to get ourselves laid.

    I didn't...that's what took us so long to conceive! 

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  • MelleTXMelleTX member
    imageCranang:

    And then my FAVORITE line I've seen on TB.  "They need to get laid."  It's a pregnancy/baby website...I think we know how to get ourselves laid.

    Oh... maybe this is my problem. : )

    Funny side story - during IVF, I was reading my instruction sheet and noticed it said the day before ET, the husband and wife should have intercourse. I asked my Dr if that was a requirement and if so, could I do it myself or should I call in a favor? I thought his entire office was going to explode with laughter.  I'm, pretty sure they still talk about that. 

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    imageMelleTX:
    imageCranang:

    And then my FAVORITE line I've seen on TB.  "They need to get laid."  It's a pregnancy/baby website...I think we know how to get ourselves laid.

    Oh... maybe this is my problem. : )

    Funny side story - during IVF, I was reading my instruction sheet and noticed it said the day before ET, the husband and wife should have intercourse. I asked my Dr if that was a requirement and if so, could I do it myself or should I call in a favor? I thought his entire office was going to explode with laughter.  I'm, pretty sure they still talk about that. 

    (See my siggy if this doesn't make sense) 

    OMG, that's the funniest sh!t I've read on here.  I knew I liked you, Melle.

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    imageMelleTX:
    imageCranang:

    And then my FAVORITE line I've seen on TB.  "They need to get laid."  It's a pregnancy/baby website...I think we know how to get ourselves laid.

    Oh... maybe this is my problem. : )

    Funny side story - during IVF, I was reading my instruction sheet and noticed it said the day before ET, the husband and wife should have intercourse. I asked my Dr if that was a requirement and if so, could I do it myself or should I call in a favor? I thought his entire office was going to explode with laughter.  I'm, pretty sure they still talk about that. 

    (See my siggy if this doesn't make sense) 

    Hilarious.  With that sense of humor your are probably their favorite patient.  Love it! 

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    Heck, when you are single AND infertile you have to find the humor somewhere. 
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    imageCranang:
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    And then my FAVORITE line I've seen on TB.  "They need to get laid."  It's a pregnancy/baby website...I think we know how to get ourselves laid.

    Which is hilarious because I don't think a day has passed since I've been cleared that I didn't give it up.  I'm pretty easy.   

    Same here.  I gave my husband a bj the night we brought the baby home.  I was happy and celebrating. (Incidentally, this policy has been of great benefit to me.  I literally haven't washed a single bottle in 8.5 months)  I think we *** more now than we did before.

    Wait, you still do that?  DH hasn't had a bj since the honeymoon...

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    imageMelleTX:
    Heck, when you are single AND infertile you have to find the humor somewhere. 

    Melle, I think you definitely found it!  I think you have a great attitude.

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    imageCranang:

    And then my FAVORITE line I've seen on TB.  "They need to get laid."  It's a pregnancy/baby website...I think we know how to get ourselves laid.

    Which is hilarious because I don't think a day has passed since I've been cleared that I didn't give it up.  I'm pretty easy.   

    Same here.  I gave my husband a bj the night we brought the baby home.  I was happy and celebrating. (Incidentally, this policy has been of great benefit to me.  I literally haven't washed a single bottle in 8.5 months)  I think we *** more now than we did before.

    Wait, you still do that?  DH hasn't had a bj since the honeymoon...

    Again, NO BOTTLE WASHING.  Those damn Dr. Brown bottles have like 80 parts.  And I couldn't breastfeed, due to some issues, so that's a lot of frickin' bottles.  I can bang a BJ out in 5 minutes. 

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    imageCranang:

    And then my FAVORITE line I've seen on TB.  "They need to get laid."  It's a pregnancy/baby website...I think we know how to get ourselves laid.

    Which is hilarious because I don't think a day has passed since I've been cleared that I didn't give it up.  I'm pretty easy.   

    Same here.  I gave my husband a bj the night we brought the baby home.  I was happy and celebrating. (Incidentally, this policy has been of great benefit to me.  I literally haven't washed a single bottle in 8.5 months)  I think we *** more now than we did before.

    Wait, you still do that?  DH hasn't had a bj since the honeymoon...

    Again, NO BOTTLE WASHING.  Those damn Dr. Brown bottles have like 80 parts.  And I couldn't breastfeed, due to some issues, so that's a lot of frickin' bottles.  I can bang a BJ out in 5 minutes. 

    Eh, I have a dishwasher and a housekeeper that comes twice a week.

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  • dragossoul84dragossoul84 member
    Her language makes her sound like an uneducated child. I really dislike women calling each other that. I think you tend to have good suggestions or points
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    imageLiz4444:

    imageMelleTX:
    Heck, when you are single AND infertile you have to find the humor somewhere. 

    Melle, I think you definitely found it!  I think you have a great attitude.

    Ditto! 

    Could someone remind me of this when these kids get here and I am a zombie, sleep-deprived mom.

     

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    imageMelleTX:
    imageMandJS:
    imageLiz4444:

    imageMelleTX:
    Heck, when you are single AND infertile you have to find the humor somewhere. 

    Melle, I think you definitely found it!  I think you have a great attitude.

    Ditto! 

    Could someone remind me of this when these kids get here and I am a zombie, sleep-deprived mom.

     

    Ill page you every day! 

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