The Art of Making a Baby...apparently I have been living under a rock

in my life · July 2012

How have I missed this blog until now? I take it from the inordinate amount of bikini, boob, nursing, and stomach pictures I saw on just the first page that she doesn't have any self confidence issues?

Monkeybabe · July 2012

A rock in the middle of Antarctica.

ETA: B!tch be crazy.

huahualove · July 2012

I don't know what you are talking about, do you have a link?

Monkeybabe · July 2012

https://prebabyblog.com/

in my life · July 2012

huahualove:
I don't know what you are talking about, do you have a link?

Prebabyblog.com

Run, don't walk.

huahualove · July 2012

Oh! I do remember seeing this when I first got pregnant and then I forgot! I'm gonna look at it now!

TeamHayes · July 2012

i want to puke on all her stupid hospital outfitd and laugh at her inability to have a nat birth based on the shizzzz she said and i want to kick her teeth in for that coming home outfit - she can suck dh's left knutt

Mamasaurus · July 2012

OMG, I think I need that swaddler. Babysaurus is outgrowing the regular kind but still startles awake some nights.

in my life · July 2012

Mamasaurus:
OMG, I think I need that swaddler. Babysaurus is outgrowing the regular kind but still startles awake some nights.

I know, I've never seen that swaddle before. It looks cute too.

starbound6 · July 2012

in my life:
Mamasaurus:
OMG, I think I need that swaddler. Babysaurus is outgrowing the regular kind but still startles awake some nights.
I know, I've never seen that swaddle before. It looks cute too.

We have the Woombies that she pooh-poohs and they are great:) Not organic bamboo just stretchy cotton and they work a dream to contain DS's startle reflex. Highly recommend!

jesbeth · July 2012

She seems to have toned it down a bit. She has to eat some humble pie after getting a big fat dose of reality!

gracefulash · July 2012

Queen Selfie.. bow down.

ateal2490 · July 2012

I have absolutely no idea why, but her husband gives me the heebee jeebees.

Browneyedhunni85 · July 2012

TeamHayes:
i want to puke on all her stupid hospital outfitd and laugh at her inability to have a nat birth based on the shizzzz she said and i want to kick her teeth in for that coming home outfit - she can suck dh's left knutt

She looked like she was about to walk the catwalk. You know the nurses were talking about her. I would have. It's about comfort after having a baby, whether it's via c-section or vaginal. Who was she trying to impress. And don't you know that being stressed while pregnant can make your child gay? Guess Christian is doomed.

Browneyedhunni85 · July 2012

I agree. There is something about him but I can't put my finger on it. He has to be weird in order to be married to her anyway.

ateal2490 · July 2012

Browneyedhunni85:
I agree. There is something about him but I can't put my finger on it. He has to be weird in order to be married to her anyway.

Somehow she has found a way to be so cocky, yet so clueless at the exact same time. I was lurking around her website earlier and found this quote:

Labor isn?t scary, it truly is a great experience if you let it be. I would do it again in a heartbeat.

and I still don't know if I want to kick her for the underlying condescending tone beneath that sentence, or if I should just not my head and laugh at the silly little girl. So....women who are traumatized by their c-sections and/or otherwise undesired situations during labor are actually at fault themselves because they didn't "let" a scapel hitting their skin be enjoyable? Gtfo, bish.

gisa886 · July 2012

The reason she wore that dress is cause she didn't really bleed you guise. Oh Selfie, I am so jealous.

dojo1 · July 2012

gisa886:
The reason she wore that dress is cause she didn't really bleed you guise. Oh Selfie, I am so jealous.

The dress was a second choice, but her per-baby bikini was at the tailors being taken in since she lost all of her baby weight plus some before the nurses had time to put a cap on her newborn.

In all seriousness, she bugs me as much as she bugs the next person, but I have to say, girlfriend got her body back quick! If I looked that good in a bikini, I might not wear anything else, ever.

AshleyC0117 · July 2012

I want to kill her for being so skinny. I don't hate all post baby skinny people... but her... ohhh how I wish she was still fat. Atleast a little fat.

AmyJoy728 · July 2012

My bff and I swear she is a mail order bride. The 3 hosp bags made me laugh and she said when she gets preg again she will bring all of the same stuff.

dojo1 · July 2012

AshleyC0117:
I want to kill her for being so skinny. I don't hate all post baby skinny people... but her... ohhh how I wish she was still fat. Atleast a little fat.

I can't get mad at her, I bet she did something other than eat ice cream everyday to get her body back.

gisa886 · July 2012

DO-JO:
AshleyC0117:
I want to kill her for being so skinny. I don't hate all post baby skinny people... but her... ohhh how I wish she was still fat. Atleast a little fat.
I can't get mad at her, I bet she did something other than eat ice cream everyday to get her body back.

Well if you look at what she ate during pregnancy then I'm pretty sure she was all baby. I hate her willpower and dedication the most. I love ice cream too much.

Christina_Diane · July 2012

I think her husband looks like a pedophile in training.....the skinny awkwardness combined with the horrible hair is just, well, terrible.

And yes, it does feel wrong posting that on a baby board, but that is how I feel.

Also, she is the epitome of a pretentious twatwaffle.

Tambcat · July 2012

TeamHayes:
i want to puke on all her stupid hospital outfitd and laugh at her inability to have a nat birth based on the shizzzz she said and i want to kick her teeth in for that coming home outfit - she can suck dh's left knutt

Hmm

MikeHoncho · July 2012

Christina_Diane:
I think her husband looks like a pedophile in training.....the skinny awkwardness combined with the horrible hair is just, well, terrible.
And yes, it does feel wrong posting that on a baby board, but that is how I feel.
Also, she is the epitome of a pretentious twatwaffle.

I couldnt agree more. Also, i loved her saying that she felt cloth diapers were holding her child back developmentally. I get that cloth isnt for everyone but at leadt own that you just dont like it or it just didnt work for you.

dubs3 · July 2012

Sorry, guys, I can't really go through the blog right now. I'm too busy sleep-training LO so that we can go to the black-tie model party on the moon my friends are throwing later.

dojo1 · July 2012

dubs3:
Sorry, guys, I can't really go through the blog right now. I'm too busy sleep-training LO so that we can go to the black-tie model party on the moon my friends are throwing later.

I actually own property on the moon next door to Steven Spielberg and my friends are all Kate Upton drones, so....

dubs3 · July 2012

DO-JO:
dubs3:
Sorry, guys, I can't really go through the blog right now. I'm too busy sleep-training LO so that we can go to the black-tie model party on the moon my friends are throwing later.
I actually own property on the moon next door to Steven Spielberg and my friends are all Kate Upton drones, so....

Oh cool, I'll be sure to wave at you as our space yacht floats by! I'll be the one in the custom made bedazzled bikini space suit.

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