A lady at work (never met before): When are you due?
Me: 6 weeks, it's coming quickly!
Lady: Oh wow, and you're already that big. The last 6 weeks is where you gain the most.
Me: silent
So....the next time I get an insulting comment, I want to have a good (and more than likely sarcastic) reply. I probably wouldn't be able to say any of these outloud, but it would make me laugh just knowing I could blurt one out.
So far I have:
Re: Insulting comments...smart a$$ response?
How about "well, that was rude! i'm not pregnant."