April 2012 Moms

Quick, someone do something flameful!!

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i wish i could be joking but my dad is the music teacher at a church so he owuld be mad. we had sex, all the time how bad i know but we dont want to wait and he said GREAT OH KAY! and I was really feeling the wets? down there- too embarsed to say- but he acted like man.

Re: Quick, someone do something flameful!!

  • Is it wrong that BJ-gate was the first thing that came to mind? Maybe, nursing your baby while driving, texting, and giving a BJ? Any volunteers?
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  • We will never top the nursing while blowing. 
    i wish i could be joking but my dad is the music teacher at a church so he owuld be mad. we had sex, all the time how bad i know but we dont want to wait and he said GREAT OH KAY! and I was really feeling the wets? down there- too embarsed to say- but he acted like man.
  • A mom put beer in her two year old's bottle at a restaurant.  This is OK right?
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  • imageXimena M:
    A mom put beer in her two year old's bottle at a restaurant.  This is OK right?

    Only if it's Sunset Wheat.  Or Berry Weiss.  Cuz those just taste like cereal, yes? 

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  • imagePatella1129:

    imageXimena M:
    A mom put beer in her two year old's bottle at a restaurant.  This is OK right?

    Only if it's Sunset Wheat.  Or Berry Weiss.  Cuz those just taste like cereal, yes? 

    Yes exactly right.  

    i wish i could be joking but my dad is the music teacher at a church so he owuld be mad. we had sex, all the time how bad i know but we dont want to wait and he said GREAT OH KAY! and I was really feeling the wets? down there- too embarsed to say- but he acted like man.
  • imagePatella1129:

    imageXimena M:
    A mom put beer in her two year old's bottle at a restaurant.  This is OK right?

    Only if it's Sunset Wheat.  Or Berry Weiss.  Cuz those just taste like cereal, yes? 

     

    This made me LOL, literally...my co-worker is standing in my doorway giving me the eye now. Indifferent

    DD#1 11.7.07 - DD#2 11.2.10 (3rd Tri Loss)- DD#3 4.18.12
  • imagePatella1129:

    imageXimena M:
    A mom put beer in her two year old's bottle at a restaurant.  This is OK right?

    Only if it's Sunset Wheat.  Or Berry Weiss.  Cuz those just taste like cereal, yes? 

    She use the cheap stuff.  I think that is why she's in jail.  A stout sounds good too, it has a nice chocolate flavor. 

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  • I could start calling people's babies ugly.
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  • Wait! I got one. My kids aren't vaccinated. There!
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  • imagejkfranklin:
    I could start calling people's babies ugly.

    Only if they are from a different board 

    i wish i could be joking but my dad is the music teacher at a church so he owuld be mad. we had sex, all the time how bad i know but we dont want to wait and he said GREAT OH KAY! and I was really feeling the wets? down there- too embarsed to say- but he acted like man.
  • I am pretty sure that cereal flavored beer is just like adding rice cereal to the bottle.
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  • imagegisa886:
    We will never top the nursing while blowing. 

    I saw "We will never stop nursing while blowing" and had to do a double take lol.

  • I just drooled on my laptop...totally on accident.

     

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  • imagegisa886:

    imagejkfranklin:
    I could start calling people's babies ugly.

    Only if they are from a different board 

    Oh, good point!
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  • imagejkfranklin:
    I could start calling people's babies ugly.

     

    No you guise! That isn't nice! Angel

    DD#1 11.7.07 - DD#2 11.2.10 (3rd Tri Loss)- DD#3 4.18.12
  • I do not think Alan Rickman is sexy. At all.
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  • imageTucktheTurtle:
    I do not think Alan Rickman is sexy. At all.

    I had to google Alan Rickman because I didn't know who he was.  And then I said, OOOOHHHHH, Snape. 

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