PSA #2: feminine etiquette lessons from an old pecker

Heather R · July 2012

Oh, and he was the only Brooklyn senator who voted against gay marriage in NY.

https://thinkprogress.org/politics/2012/07/03/510454/gop-state-senator-will-teach-brooklyn-women-to-act-like-ladies/

State Senator Marty Golden (R) wants to turn you into proper ladies fit for employment.

As part of a summer series on career development directed at his female constituents, Golden is hosting a (Heather's note: motherfuckings) taxpayer-funded event called ?Posture, Deportment and the Feminine Presence? on July 24. Golden promises to teach Bay Ridge women ?the art of feminine presence,? which includes tips on how to ?sit, stand and walk like a model? and ?walk up and down a stair elegantly?:

ThePolishHammer · July 2012

What the eff??

Heather R · July 2012

Scout2005:

Well, if those damn slores would just remember to cross their ankles when they sit, the unemployment crisis would be ended.

Duh.

Then we wouldn't need Planned Parenthood, either!

grr_aargh · July 2012

I see it's international f*ktard night. Who else shall we bring to the party?

ThePolishHammer · July 2012

Scout2005:
Well, if those damn slores would just remember to cross their ankles when they sit, the unemployment crisis would be ended.
Duh.

Obviously.

mrebecca · July 2012

Pffft!!?

Manateearmz · July 2012

Oh I took this last summer! It really focuses on taking care of your husbands, birthing babies, cleaning house to your husbands standards, and being a submissive quiet wife.

Edt: of course AFTER you quit the job.

CinemaGoddess · July 2012

Yanno, I would really like to take a class like this.

But of my own volition, not because some old guy told me I should.

gimmietimmies · July 2012

Manateearmz:

Oh I took this last summer! It really focuses on taking care of your husbands, birthing babies, cleaning house to your husbands standards, and being a submissive quiet wife.

Edt: of course AFTER you quit the job.

I am so screwed. The only thing I'm good at is birthing babies.

Kitiara5512 · July 2012

Cate1234:

Why does this seem like the kind of seminar that only a hooker who wants to be a high end call girl would attend?

So I should go, right?

DreadLoc · July 2012

Is he the one that's going to be showing us how to walk like a model? I'd pay to see that man strut.

wonkatalia · July 2012

This is exactly the kind of sh!t my dad would have signed me up for when I was in hs/college. When I graduated from college, he gave me a book on proper work attire and etiquette written by Dr Laura that radio therapist. Yeah, thanks anyway dad.

MrsCodeMonkey · July 2012

Walking like a lady trumps a resume worksop. Lovely! That will end the unemployment epidemic. My biggest pet peeve right now is how many education jobs are being cut right now, but there is plenty of money for expensive standardized testing to tell us how behind our children are compared to other countries. Priorities people!

Kitiara5512 · July 2012

cvanderh:
Walking like a lady trumps a resume worksop. Lovely! That will end the unemployment epidemic. My biggest pet peeve right now is how many education jobs are being cut right now, but there is plenty of money for expensive standardized testing to tell us how behind our children are compared to other countries. Priorities people!

Well, duh. Everyone knows hat we don't learn nuthin if we caint test on it.

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