So, DH just got home from work. He was standing in the kitchen putting something in the microwave, and he says, "So, I farted on [coworker] and [coworker] today... twice."
Um. No. That would be entirely inappropriate in my H's work environment. (And really, I don't think I'd want to work anywhere where that would be appropriate!)
My DH doesn't and wouldn't do this type of thing at work, or in similar settings. But at home, etc...yeah. I'm not sure he'll ever outgrow farting / bathroom humor. I just roll my eyes and move on, lol.
ETA: He doesn't fart *on* me, but thinks all things related to farting in itself are hilarious. And now I'm LOL'ing because I just de-lurked today, and here I am talking about farting.
No. I get that farts happen, but I don't wanna hear/smell them. I wish I could be less uptight about this...but it hasn't happened yet. It grosses me out when DH farts in front of me.
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What profession? That may make a difference...maybe. MAYBE.
I still don't think it's the norm of men in the workplace.
He works for a company making electronic flight controls for NATO missile systems and most of the commercial air liners. More specifically, he works as a machinist in a pretty casual environment.
Yea, he probably does. Him and my DS have farting contests, lovely!!! My DS also finds everything about farting is awesome and funny. My DD will "let one go" and then she will blame it on her brother. Funny how the gender dynamics start sooo early!
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My husband is a boss so he's not allowed to act like that at work. He doesn't appreciate my pride when it comes to passing gas, so I doubt he would do that even if he wasn't the boss.
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More like he'll be standing there engaging in conversation, let one slip that he knows is gonna be super rank, and then he'll wait for the reaction. They'be been really bad lately. I mean, it smells just like a bad diaper, so I've been having to check Abigail's diapers to make sure it wasn't her.
My most common phrase lately is, "Did somebody fart or poop?"
My DH is very nice at work...He waits until he gets home and does it to ds or to me...usually when I can't defend my self! Men are so gross sometimes!!!!!
More like he'll be standing there engaging in conversation, let one slip that he knows is gonna be super rank, and then he'll wait for the reaction. They'be been really bad lately. I mean, it smells just like a bad diaper, so I've been having to check Abigail's diapers to make sure it wasn't her.
My most common phrase lately is, "Did somebody fart or poop?"
More like he'll be standing there engaging in conversation, let one slip that he knows is gonna be super rank, and then he'll wait for the reaction. They'be been really bad lately. I mean, it smells just like a bad diaper, so I've been having to check Abigail's diapers to make sure it wasn't her.
My most common phrase lately is, "Did somebody fart or poop?"
But not like farting on everybody. Just certain guys at work he knows can take a joke.
So, DH just got home from work. He was standing in the kitchen putting something in the microwave, and he says, "So, I farted on [coworker] and [coworker] today... twice."
Do all men do things like that? LMK
No.
But generally we have no issue farting in front of each other and laughing. Except my one friend, his are nasty and we always yell at him for it.
-My son was born in April 2012. He pretty much rules.
I think they do but for the most part don't talk about it while at work and sometimes not even at home. Would you want your spouse knowing you SBDed the new guy whose cubicle is the next row down while picking up something from the printer?
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More like he'll be standing there engaging in conversation, let one slip that he knows is gonna be super rank, and then he'll wait for the reaction. They'be been really bad lately. I mean, it smells just like a bad diaper, so I've been having to check Abigail's diapers to make sure it wasn't her.
My most common phrase lately is, "Did somebody fart or poop?"
But not like farting on everybody. Just certain guys at work he knows can take a joke.
I'm genuinely interested in knowing what kind of place your DH works at where this is acceptable behavior. What does he do?
I think it's funny. As long as he wasn't shoving his ass on the persons face or something. Men are different, my dh wouldn't at work unless his bf worked with him. But he doesn't. He lifts his leg up to fart setimes at home and it's funny and gross. I Dutch oven him though and mine are raunchy as hell
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But if he's with his friends or me, it's a free-for-all.
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Re: Do all men do this?
My husband is the only man I know who is disgusted by flatulence. I am a gassy person and so are both the girls. We cannot help it...
What profession? That may make a difference...maybe. MAYBE.
I still don't think it's the norm of men in the workplace.
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Ew.
My H would totally say something like that. But he works with all men at an auto shop so I try to overlook it.
Boys are gross.
My DH doesn't and wouldn't do this type of thing at work, or in similar settings. But at home, etc...yeah. I'm not sure he'll ever outgrow farting / bathroom humor. I just roll my eyes and move on, lol.
ETA: He doesn't fart *on* me, but thinks all things related to farting in itself are hilarious. And now I'm LOL'ing because I just de-lurked today, and here I am talking about farting.
He works for a company making electronic flight controls for NATO missile systems and most of the commercial air liners.
More specifically, he works as a machinist in a pretty casual environment.
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More like he'll be standing there engaging in conversation, let one slip that he knows is gonna be super rank, and then he'll wait for the reaction.
They'be been really bad lately. I mean, it smells just like a bad diaper, so I've been having to check Abigail's diapers to make sure it wasn't her.
My most common phrase lately is, "Did somebody fart or poop?"
My DH is very nice at work...He waits until he gets home and does it to ds or to me...usually when I can't defend my self! Men are so gross sometimes!!!!!
But not like farting on everybody. Just certain guys at work he knows can take a joke.
No.
But generally we have no issue farting in front of each other and laughing. Except my one friend, his are nasty and we always yell at him for it.
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I'm genuinely interested in knowing what kind of place your DH works at where this is acceptable behavior. What does he do?
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He doesn't fart on co-workers.
But if he's with his friends or me, it's a free-for-all.
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