Most hilarious birth plan EVER

adoxyinherear · July 2012

I found this on the Natural Birth boards this morning and am cracking up.

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/jamie-and-jeffs-birth-plan

niknak1128 · July 2012

That is hilarious.

ella.mabel · July 2012

Love it!

Nipple stimulation should be done by the resident Jamie met on the tour who looks like Benjamin Bratt.

adoxyinherear · July 2012

niknak1128:
That is hilarious.

I think my favorite is, "Jamie would prefer Jeff do the pushing whenever possible."

Eveanyn · July 2012

RusalkaSings:

niknak1128:
That is hilarious.

I think my favorite is, "Jamie would prefer Jeff do the pushing whenever possible."

That was my favorite, too. Also, "If baby is black, please escort Jeff out and bring in Jeremy from the 5th floor waiting area."

adoxyinherear · July 2012

BandEddie:
I don't get it, which part was unreasonable? :P

ROFL. You're the best.

MrsRiceARoni · July 2012

"Please don?t put the baby on a scale, as we don?t want her to have the same body image issues as her fat mom." Bwahaha I may need to steal this line for my birth plan!

ReeceFamily · July 2012

Awesome. I like the last line (the truth hurts, people!)

bmv1980 · July 2012

This is funny..all of it

Thanks for the laugh!

swtbelle · July 2012

I must now excuse myself to go wipe my tears from laughing so hard! I may have peed a little too! Gotta love it!

annetastic071710 · July 2012

I think I'll donate my placenta to the people of the Gulf coast too.

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