Good for a laugh... Pregnancy and Women Q & A

My friend Joe found this list and emailed it to me. I cracked up on the spot, and had to share with my C-bus mamas!  It was also posted to the October 2012 boards. Enjoy!

Pregnancy and Women Q & A

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I?m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he or she finishes college.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby?s sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she?s borderline irrational.
A: So, what?s your question?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it?s not pain I?ll feel during labor, but ?pressure?. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an ?air current?.

Q: Is there any reason  I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word ?alimony? means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q:  Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby?s diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.