My husband is going to kill me.

ateal2490 · June 2012

Because the baby and I are rockin' out to Jay-Z/Kanye West.

If he walks in the door and hears "ball so hard, motherf*ckers wanna fine me" he might have a few words...

but she loves it. It turned to a commercial, she cried. As soon as the beat came on...she giggled.

Oh man, I'm in trouble.

Marie509 · June 2012

LOL!

Hey, if it works - work it!!

snoangel79 · June 2012

hahaha I listened to Pandora the other day (I think it was 90's rap, old school rap like Snoop etc.) I forgot that it was full of swears. I was waiting for my husband to come in and give me the dirty eye because I was playing it while watching the kids!

JNoelleE · June 2012

Your baby's first words- "That shiit cray."

ateal2490 · June 2012

JNoelleE:
Your baby's first words- "That shiit cray."

WIN.

I won't lie. I would be a teeny bit proud before the closet-gangsta went away and the responsible parent came out. Then I would pull out the "tisk tisk" finger.

Psh, Biggie just put my baby to sleep.

MegSowers · June 2012

This makes me think of the Friends episode where Ross makes baby Emma laugh by singing "I like big butts..."

ateal2490 · June 2012

MegSowers:
This makes me think of the Friends episode where Ross makes baby Emma laugh by singing "I like big butts..."

I won't lie, I'd be more willing to let her listen to Sir Mix A Lot than I would be to let her listen to Britney.

erniebufflo · June 2012

I have a friend whose insanely adorable 3 year old girl loves Kanye. Kid loves to say "I got my swagga back." It's so freaking cute and hilarious.

ateal2490 · June 2012

erniebufflo:
I have a friend whose insanely adorable 3 year old girl loves Kanye. Kid loves to say "I got my swagga back." It's so freaking cute and hilarious.

I would schedule extremely frequent playdates with that gangsta-toddler. That's outrageously awesome.

ETA: AW shiz. "Lollipop" just came on. I'm dead.

JNoelleE · June 2012

ateal2490:
JNoelleE:
Your baby's first words- "That shiit cray."
WIN.

I won't lie. I would be a teeny bit proud before the closet-gangsta went away and the responsible parent came out. Then I would pull out the "tisk tisk" finger.

Psh, Biggie just put my baby to sleep.

I've got another one.

Your baby's first order- "Fish fillet."

JNoelleE · June 2012

JNoelleE:
ateal2490:
JNoelleE:
Your baby's first words- "That shiit cray."
WIN.

I won't lie. I would be a teeny bit proud before the closet-gangsta went away and the responsible parent came out. Then I would pull out the "tisk tisk" finger.

Psh, Biggie just put my baby to sleep.
I've got another one.
Your baby's first order- "Fish fillet."

Eh, not as funny... But I know what you mean, it is hard to balance the two, isn't it? I mean, you can only keep that gansta locked in the closet for so long...

erniebufflo · June 2012

ateal2490:
erniebufflo:
I have a friend whose insanely adorable 3 year old girl loves Kanye. Kid loves to say "I got my swagga back." It's so freaking cute and hilarious.
I would schedule extremely frequent playdates with that gangsta-toddler. That's outrageously awesome.

ETA: AW shiz. "Lollipop" just came on. I'm dead.

She's like a child Amy Poheler. She seriously does entire comedy bits. Her new favorite is to say loudly in Target: "I'm in a store, and I'm SINGING!" from Elf.

ateal2490 · June 2012

erniebufflo:
ateal2490:
erniebufflo:
I have a friend whose insanely adorable 3 year old girl loves Kanye. Kid loves to say "I got my swagga back." It's so freaking cute and hilarious.
I would schedule extremely frequent playdates with that gangsta-toddler. That's outrageously awesome.

ETA: AW shiz. "Lollipop" just came on. I'm dead.
She's like a child Amy Poheler. She seriously does entire comedy bits. Her new favorite is to say loudly in Target: "I'm in a store, and I'm SINGING!" from Elf.

That's one kid that I would PRAY would influence mine, lmfao.

ateal2490 · June 2012

JNoelleE:
ateal2490:
JNoelleE:
Your baby's first words- "That shiit cray."
WIN.

I won't lie. I would be a teeny bit proud before the closet-gangsta went away and the responsible parent came out. Then I would pull out the "tisk tisk" finger.

Psh, Biggie just put my baby to sleep.
I've got another one.
Your baby's first order- "Fish fillet."

This is me:

kissyfitt · June 2012

Jack loves Jay-Z's 99 Problems.

Kdrake8 · June 2012

Late to this party, but this is my favorite thread of the night. Mila and I throw down raps frequently. DH is not so much a fan. ;-)

katesy21 · June 2012

DH always used to play Eminem for DD1. It was like insta-calm for her.

TheBuddha · June 2012

MegSowers:
This makes me think of the Friends episode where Ross makes baby Emma laugh by singing "I like big butts..."

I was thinking the exact same thing!!

AmandaR204 · June 2012

It's all good...as long as she don't sag her diaper down low.

ateal2490 · June 2012

AmandaR204:
It's all good...as long as she don't sag her diaper down low.

No, she's more hardass than that.

creamsiclechica · June 2012

Lol my DH would be proud. We're way too gangsta around our kid, she's gonna end up being the 90th member of the Wu Tang Clan.

ateal2490 · June 2012

creamsiclechica:
Lol my DH would be proud. We're way too gangsta around our kid, she's gonna end up being the 90th member of the Wu Tang Clan.

We're officially friends.

JNoelleE · June 2012

ateal2490:
JNoelleE:
ateal2490:
JNoelleE:
Your baby's first words- "That shiit cray."
WIN.

I won't lie. I would be a teeny bit proud before the closet-gangsta went away and the responsible parent came out. Then I would pull out the "tisk tisk" finger.

Psh, Biggie just put my baby to sleep.
I've got another one.
Your baby's first order- "Fish fillet."

This is me:

Ahahah, love it.

AmandaR204 · June 2012

ateal2490:

AmandaR204:
It's all good...as long as she don't sag her diaper down low.

No, she's more hardass than that.

WHAT..........a muthafukkin boss

ateal2490 · June 2012

AmandaR204:
ateal2490:

AmandaR204:
It's all good...as long as she don't sag her diaper down low.

No, she's more hardass than that.

WHAT..........a muthafukkin boss

Come move to WA so we can be besties IRL. For real.

AmandaR204 · June 2012

ateal2490:
AmandaR204:
ateal2490:

AmandaR204:
It's all good...as long as she don't sag her diaper down low.

No, she's more hardass than that.

WHAT..........a muthafukkin boss

Come move to WA so we can be besties IRL. For real.

I wish! No friends here in Toronto...except the baby and he only likes me for my boobs...

ateal2490 · June 2012

AmandaR204:
ateal2490:
AmandaR204:
ateal2490:

AmandaR204:
It's all good...as long as she don't sag her diaper down low.

No, she's more hardass than that.

WHAT..........a muthafukkin boss

Come move to WA so we can be besties IRL. For real.

I wish! No friends here in Toronto...except the baby and he only likes me for my boobs...

Psh, same here girl. Once she weans, back to lonerland

AmandaR204 · June 2012

ateal2490:
AmandaR204:
ateal2490:
AmandaR204:
ateal2490:

AmandaR204:
It's all good...as long as she don't sag her diaper down low.

No, she's more hardass than that.

WHAT..........a muthafukkin boss

Come move to WA so we can be besties IRL. For real.

I wish! No friends here in Toronto...except the baby and he only likes me for my boobs...

Psh, same here girl. Once she weans, back to lonerland

ya? Well maybe our kids can get married, then we can be like family and hang out on holidays. We can be the alcohalic mother-in-laws that spend too much time smoking and talking sh*t.

ateal2490 · June 2012

AmandaR204:
ateal2490:
AmandaR204:
ateal2490:
AmandaR204:
ateal2490:

AmandaR204:
It's all good...as long as she don't sag her diaper down low.

No, she's more hardass than that.

WHAT..........a muthafukkin boss

Come move to WA so we can be besties IRL. For real.

I wish! No friends here in Toronto...except the baby and he only likes me for my boobs...

Psh, same here girl. Once she weans, back to lonerland

ya? Well maybe our kids can get married, then we can be like family and hang out on holidays. We can be the alcohalic mother-in-laws that spend too much time smoking and talking sh*t.

F*ck yes. 1 tall dark and handsome husband for Eden, 2 margaritas for us.

AmandaR204 · June 2012

ateal2490:
AmandaR204:
ateal2490:
AmandaR204:
ateal2490:
AmandaR204:
ateal2490:

AmandaR204:
It's all good...as long as she don't sag her diaper down low.

No, she's more hardass than that.

WHAT..........a muthafukkin boss

Come move to WA so we can be besties IRL. For real.

I wish! No friends here in Toronto...except the baby and he only likes me for my boobs...

Psh, same here girl. Once she weans, back to lonerland

ya? Well maybe our kids can get married, then we can be like family and hang out on holidays. We can be the alcohalic mother-in-laws that spend too much time smoking and talking sh*t.

F*ck yes. 1 tall dark and handsome husband for Eden, 2 margaritas for us.

Ok good. Arranged marriage it is.... I'll get her a onesie that says "I've been spoken for"

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