I know it's been discussed here.. but this morning he was in there for ages and the toddler had to go and so we kicked him out, I was like WhyTF do you take so long?! And he said: Sometimes I fall asleep!
omg. I don't think I could fall asleep on the toilet if I TRIED.
MEN!!!
Re: DH on toilet: "Sometimes I fall asleep" wtf
Yeah and he's NOT sleep deprived at all... he doesn't get up for baby's feed and sleeps like a log so he doesn't even hear me get up. He also doesn't hear the toddler in the morning over the monitor (on HIS side of the bed) so I usually have to shove him awake. !!! I'm such a light sleeper, and majorly resentful. In case you can't tell.
I would be too!! Seriously, hearing it, it's hilarious. But if DH was sleeping all night and telling me he fell asleep on the toilet, id be tempted to throat punch him.
Sebd your toddler in with him every time... Bet that'll keep him awake ;-)
Ohhh your siggy is so cute!
And I'm telling you there is something going on in the bathroom...it's their man cave where they sit upon their throne and play games read or watch netflix...we must get a piece of this....
DD1- 12/26/05 DD2- 4/12/12
I only fell asleep once years ago out at a restaurant when I was plastered. I can't understand doing that on a normal day.
ETA: I fell asleep sitting peeing. Not puking. My friend started knocking on the stall loudly saying my name and I woke up.
I'm talking to DH and asked him if he has ever fell asleep on the toilet. He said that he has multiple times due to lack of sleep. Once was in basic training and then when he was overseas. I've never fell asleep on the toilet and hope it never happens.
Omg lol