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Cosmo's 44 most ridiculous ways to f'uck like an idiot. 

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Unable to even.  

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  • True story - I learned how to give a beej from Cosmo.  lolz
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  • Oh, my god. DEAD.

    That did not disappoint.

    This is my siggy. Love it.

  • imagesofamonkey:
    True story - I learned how to give a beej from Cosmo.  lolz

    A senior girl taught me when I was a freshman. She used a strange pile of Kleenex to illustrate.

    This is my siggy. Love it.

  • Sooooo glad my office is empty. I can't stop laughing.
  • I do like "If your man is happy. HE'S CHEATING. YOU DON'T MAKE HIM HAPPY"

    or perhaps he's cheating because your slapping his d!ck

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  • LOL, gosh, Cosmo is ridiculous.
    There are no blurred lines, only jail time

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  • imagesofamonkey:
    True story - I learned how to give a beej from Cosmo.  lolz

    I learned about Altoids while giving a beej from Cosmo.


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    imagesofamonkey:
    True story - I learned how to give a beej from Cosmo.  lolz

    I learned about Altoids while giving a beej from Cosmo.

    Que?
  • Freaking hilarious.
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  • i satrted a blog way back in the day with the intent of making fun of cosmo. much like the rest of the projects i engage in, i only made one post and forgot about it. i feel like it might be time to resurrect it. at which point i will probably write another single post and then forget about it again for two years.
  • I almost peed myself reading that!
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    The hand job portion of this article reminds me of that video/commercial where a guy is trying to teach his girlfriend how to give handjobs and he's like, "do it like you are trying to get ketchup out of a ketchup bottle" and then she smacks his d!ck and he doubles over.

    So awkward. 

    I've never seen this.  But the picture in my mind is hilarious. 

  • I love the suggestion that if your man is not eco-friendly, he may trash your relationship, too. I am breathing a sigh of relief that I married a man who drives a prius and recycles. Edited to correct kindle's autocorrect of prius.
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  • I'm dying in bed. Dead. 

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