Cosmo's 44 most ridiculous ways to f'uck like an idiot.
No pictures, but possibly NSFW content.
Unable to even.
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You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
Re: lolololololol!
Oh, my god. DEAD.
That did not disappoint.
This is my siggy. Love it.
A senior girl taught me when I was a freshman. She used a strange pile of Kleenex to illustrate.
This is my siggy. Love it.
My BFP Chart
I do like "If your man is happy. HE'S CHEATING. YOU DON'T MAKE HIM HAPPY"
or perhaps he's cheating because your slapping his d!ck
BFP #2 11/30/09 EDD 08/12/10- Sophia Grace born 8/1/10
BFP #3 11/16/10 EDD 08/04/11- Samuel Richard born 7/28/11
BFP #4 01/04/12 EDD 09/19/12- Simon Nathaniel born 9/6/12
BFP #5 03/27/13 EDD 11/25/13- Savannah Lee born 11/18/13
I learned about Altoids while giving a beej from Cosmo.
I've never seen this. But the picture in my mind is hilarious.
The Mob Boss
Birth: 10lbs 11oz, 21.5 inches <> 1 mo: 14lbs 7oz, 23.5 inches2mo: 18lbs 15oz, 25.5 inches <> 4mo: 26lbs 8oz, 27.5 inches6mo: 29lbs 8oz, 30 inches <> 9mo: 32lbs, 32 inches12 mo: 37lbs, 34.5 inches <> 15 mo: 38lbs 6 oz, 36 inches. 20.5 inch noggin18 mo: 43lbs, 37.75 inches 21 inch head2yr: 47 lbs, 42 inches. 21.5 inch head. Woah.