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While we are on the subject of twats

JillBean78JillBean78
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My grandmother who is crazy, literally, she is. She has been a nutjob her entire life, but is even nuttier now.  She is currently in a home and last week was really mad she hadn't slept well one night.  She has constant UTI's and I guess at 4 a.m. one night the nurse put a cath in her.  This is what my grandma said "They put a tube in my ***"

What 83 year old uses the word ***???   LOL   I'm still cracking up about it.

 

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  • JillBean78JillBean78
    wow, that word is banned.  it said pvssy
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  • jeng329jeng329
    Oh good Lord, I love old people!
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  • freeburger16freeburger16 member
    I'm never shocked at what old people say anymore.  I've dealt with enough dementia patients to know they can say some crazy things...I just have to try not to laugh :)
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  • nikinoodlesnikinoodles
    This makes me giggle. Because when I think of grandma's, I think of mine...who I've never even heard say the word schit. She blushes when you speak about farts in front of her. lol
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  • jenerallyjenerally member
    And yet MY grandmother has to whisper about delicate medical terms, lol. So for every one of these, there's one of those!
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  • JillBean78JillBean78
    DH is a licensed nursing home administrator so when I told him the story he wasn't really phased.  I'm still laughing about it though.
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  • LM2003LM2003
    I think i would have burst out laughing!
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