Dear Boddington,
You are in serious violation of house rule #248 sub-clause #3
("Pointless Dog Behaviors"). Barking wildly at the television to
commercials with dogs, shows on Animal Planet and anything with Jerry
Stiller will no longer be tolerated. Consider this is your written
warning. Cooperation henceforth is greatly appreciated so no further
disciplinary actions need to be taken.
With Regards,
Your Very Headache-filled Momma
Re: Dear Boddington...
Amazing what the little ones can sleep through!