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Dear Sophia...

MelissaMisoMelissaMiso member
in May 2012 Moms

Dear Sophia,

You are in serious violation of house rule #132 sub-clause #798 ("Bodily Functions and You"). Pooping wildly during diaper changes, especially at 2 a.m., and getting poop everywhere will no longer be tolerated. Consider this is your written warning. Cooperation henceforth is greatly appreciated so no further disciplinary actions need to be taken.

With Regards,
Your Very Tired Momma


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  • meghan&blakemeghan&blake
    This happened to me last night at 1:30!! It got all over her clothes and she threw a fit since I had to change her. I'm so exhausted!
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  • dreammergerdreammerger member
    That happened to me yesterday, too. I tried to keep the new diaper from getting dirty by using a wipe but that failed.
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  • MelissaMisoMelissaMiso member

    imagedreammerger:
    That happened to me yesterday, too. I tried to keep the new diaper from getting dirty by using a wipe but that failed.

    I always have a clean diaper ready and leave the dirty one there until the last minute. She just had REALLY good (bad?) timing. Apparently, she didn't thoroughly read the house rules manual. 


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  • mrsshawnavanbmrsshawnavanb member
    Too funny! I have been pooped and peed on more times than I can count!
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  • MelissaMisoMelissaMiso member
    Sigh...she just had a diaper blowout in her bouncy chair. i swear, poop defies physics!

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  • Divashrink1982Divashrink1982 member
    My favorite poop story was when my mom was actually changing LO. He coughed and poop went out of his little body almost the whole way across the nursery. If I hadn't gotten a decent amount of sleep the night before, I probably would have cried. That day, I discovered the wonder that is Oxyclean.
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  • k4slr6k4slr6 member
    I have not had that issue yet...knocks on wood...but at her 4 am feeding this AM I sat her up to burp her and she puked all over my shirt and pants and all over herself, the chair and the floor.  All I could do was laugh b/c the other option was cry and I would still be covered in puke holding a pukey baby. 
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  • lovetohikelovetohike member
    My baby breaks that rule all the time! Ugh! One change can be 4 diapers! He went through over 100 diapers in a week!
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  • Rashel2106Rashel2106
    haha love this post the same thing happened with me last night, I was changing a wet diaper and as i wiped LO decided to poop all over my hand  : ) wont lie I still love the kid but when you're dead tired its not very fun
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  • faydrefaydre

    DH sucks at diapering. 

    Last week LO had a massive Poopy blowout while nursing. There was poop all over her, her outfit, the boppy, my clothes, my belly..:

     

    It was horrifying. 

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