I made my last post about 9am regarding my vomiting spree yesterday to shower and hope to feel better. I went into my 108 year old bathroom and got into the claw tub. I showered, shaved and as I stepped out of the tub... it collapsed. Now when I say collapsed I mean the foot broke off and the pipe from the basement was now in two pieces in my bathroom.
I call DH who is no where near mechanically inclined to help. (mistake #1). I called the 90 yr old neighbor who put in the piping (#2) who states "you should think aobut trading in your wife. She is not good." I call my father who is a plumber. He said I can fix it FAT ASS but you have to wait til x-mas. I respond "daddy, i have no water. None. Nada.'' He said he could do it next sunday. I oblige. (mistake # 3) DH says you cant possible wait that long. we need it now. I then call my mother. Mom I broke my tub. Dad says he cant fix it until next sunday. Mom : Sweetie we will be there today.
Re: I QUIT TODAY. HYSTERICALLY LONG BUT I PROMISE WORTH IT
I agree!! So sorry this happened to you! It can only get better.
LOL! You poor thing. Have you seen the movie "the money pit"? Cause it sounds like a scene from there...
Have yourself a good laugh, it will be ok!
I love MOM's!!! They always have the right answer!
But I totally agree with taking a sledge hammer to the tub!
nooooooooo !
that is too funny and good for your mom to beat those boys into shape.