A missionary showed up at my door tonight. She pushed the doorbell and it broke. She didn't dare ask me any of her questions/solicitations. Her supervisor handed me some cash and they apologized profusely. I am just happy that she told me about it rather than not mentioning it. But missionaries still annoy me.
Not much looking forward to fixing that. Happy birthday to me!!

Re: Missionary broke my doorbell
LOL when I read the title I was thinking of missionary position. I was like ummm what does sex have to do with your doorbell?!
Obviously I am extremely tired
Happy Birthday!
I must really need some lovin' because I was really thinking 'doorbell' was code for something and that it must have been a wild night.
We have no soliciting signs on our door and the top of our stairs but they still ring the bell. Sometimes I yell, "read the sign and go away" other times I answer and point to the sign and then argue with them that they are soliciting. Mom laid into a guy for ringing the door bell right after she had gotten D to sleep. I want to put a cover on the bell with a note about dealing with a sleep deprived mom.
Apparently we are on the same page - just not the right page
Same book, different page ;]
BLOG
cue the "you can ring my bell" song...
1. I too thought this was something sexual in nature initially
2. I have a sign that keeps almost ALL people away
It says (in letter stickers on pink paper) "Unless you are selling children I am not interested. Thanks, The Management"
3. I have another sign up that says 'doorbell is broken, please ring bell'. No one rings my bell anymore (except my husband.. bahahahaha).
Before my time, I believe!
And now I have my 'stuck in my head on repeat' song of the day.