My son is mean

+SMACE+ · May 2012

We are eating watermelon and he says to me "share dog!" which usually means he's giving the dog food.

But apparently *I* am the dog, because he keeps handing me the food.

Never thought I'd have to say I AM NOT A DOG! lol

[Deleted User] · May 2012

Woof. (That's dog for "I'm sorry he was mean.")

PS - how was your u/s the other day?

scoutkate · May 2012

lol

sweetcaroline10 · May 2012

Get rid of the dog!!!!

+SMACE+ · May 2012

sofamonkey:
Woof. (That's dog for "I'm sorry he was mean.")

PS - how was your u/s the other day?

It was perfect! Thank you for asking. A little 10 week bean with a nice beating heart. Also you have a damn good memory. What's your secret?

+SMACE+ · May 2012

sweetcaroline10:
Get rid of the dog!!!!

Nah, I'll just smack it around a bit. Drucita said it was ok.

grr_aargh · May 2012

You should send him to a school that forbids hair bows and cornrows so he can learn the true point of the good book: suffering.

Or, um, dude, you should meet my kids.

+SMACE+ · May 2012

Scout2005:
Well, your son is creating unnecessary stress in your household, so you probably need to re-home him. Life is too short, after all.

He is just a stinky life form after all. Is it too late to drop him off at the firehouse?

chardonnay24 · May 2012

My nephew pointed to a picture of my (short and obese) MIL (whom I can't stand) and asked if it was me.

That was mean.

+SMACE+ · May 2012

chardonnay24:
My nephew pointed to a picture of my (short and obese) MIL (whom I can't stand) and asked if it was me.

That was mean.

Send him to the pound. He's clearly worn out his welcome.

AMossy · May 2012

My son threw his Mexican dinner, complete with salsa, all over me -- after his DAD took his ChooChoo away from the dinner table.

[Deleted User] · May 2012

+SMACE+:
sofamonkey:
Woof. (That's dog for "I'm sorry he was mean.")

PS - how was your u/s the other day?
It was perfect! Thank you for asking. A little 10 week bean with a nice beating heart. Also you have a damn good memory. What's your secret?

Yay for a 10 week bean! Um, lol @ good memory.

+SMACE+ · May 2012

AMossy:
My son threw his Mexican dinner, complete with salsa, all over me -- after his DAD took his ChooChoo away from the dinner table.

That is deplorable.

How dare he waste good Mexican food.

grr_aargh · May 2012

+SMACE+:
Scout2005:
Well, your son is creating unnecessary stress in your household, so you probably need to re-home him. Life is too short, after all.
He is just a stinky life form after all. Is it too late to drop him off at the firehouse?

The state of Colorado has assured me that the 3 day rule is definitely the rule and not more of a suggestion.

True story: A few years ago Nebraska did this safe haven law, intending to have a 3 day rule like most states, but they didn't put a 3 day thing in and some dude dropped 10 kids off at various places. They didn't know what to do with them. He was a single dad because his wife had passed away a year before.

And that dude's wife? My hubby's high school crush. No lie.

Can you imagine how much the Nebraska Unicameral was sh!tt!ing its pants when that happened though?

grr_aargh · May 2012

+SMACE+:
AMossy:
My son threw his Mexican dinner, complete with salsa, all over me -- after his DAD took his ChooChoo away from the dinner table.
That is deplorable.
How dare he waste good Mexican food.

I mean, but was it red chile or green chile?

Because I'd throw red chile at you for taking MY choo choo too. If it were green, I'd be eating it under the table wielding a fork at you if you came near me.

AMossy · May 2012

grr_aargh:
+SMACE+:
AMossy:
My son threw his Mexican dinner, complete with salsa, all over me -- after his DAD took his ChooChoo away from the dinner table.
That is deplorable.
How dare he waste good Mexican food.
I mean, but was it red chile or green chile?

Because I'd throw red chile at you for taking MY choo choo too. If it were green, I'd be eating it under the table wielding a fork at you if you came near me.

It was red salsa...which he normally loves. I would like to remind everyone I didn't take his ChooChoo away - that was all his DAD. I just got punished for it.

ali_bl-nov05 · May 2012

AMossy:
grr_aargh:
+SMACE+:
AMossy:
My son threw his Mexican dinner, complete with salsa, all over me -- after his DAD took his ChooChoo away from the dinner table.
That is deplorable.
How dare he waste good Mexican food.
I mean, but was it red chile or green chile?

Because I'd throw red chile at you for taking MY choo choo too. If it were green, I'd be eating it under the table wielding a fork at you if you came near me.

It was red salsa...which he normally loves. I would like to remind everyone I didn't take his ChooChoo away - that was all his DAD. I just got punished for it.

Toddler rage knows no limits.

ali_bl-nov05 · May 2012

AMossy:
grr_aargh:
+SMACE+:
AMossy:
My son threw his Mexican dinner, complete with salsa, all over me -- after his DAD took his ChooChoo away from the dinner table.
That is deplorable.
How dare he waste good Mexican food.
I mean, but was it red chile or green chile?

Because I'd throw red chile at you for taking MY choo choo too. If it were green, I'd be eating it under the table wielding a fork at you if you came near me.

It was red salsa...which he normally loves. I would like to remind everyone I didn't take his ChooChoo away - that was all his DAD. I just got punished for it.

Toddler rage knows no limits.

Heather R · May 2012

my son is going to be a serial killer.

He also keeps saying that my little girl has to sleep in a box at our lake house. Surprise

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