August 2012 Moms

Sorry, I just have to...I was just too pissed

Big SmileI just read the majority of the posts from yesterday concerning sin in all its percieved forms. After years of studying various religions this is what I have learned. If we are to take a literalists perspective on every matter which is supported or banned by the bible the following would be true.

 

1. Anyone who rounds off their hair cuts which means any bobs or cuts sans jagged edges is a sinner punishable by God (Leviticus 19:27 if you want to check on me)

2. If you so much as touch bacon or watch football (played with pigskin) you are a sinner (leviticus 11:8)

3. Ever open a fortune cookie? Read your horoscope? You evil, evil bitches are gonna burn (Leviticus 20:6)

4.That whole emancipation proclamation/ Civil War thing is actually against God because slavery is completely cool as long as you follow the guidlines for what to feed your slaves, cloth them and marry them to each other....(so says Exodus chapter 21)

5. Your dad being short on cash totally could have sold you as a maidservant, that would be fine (Exodus 21:7)

6. Your husbands are allowed to cheat on you and have multiple wives, as long as you still get fed...you ladies would be cool with that right? (21:10)

7.Ever waer clothes that have a "blend" of materials? Straight to the fire pit with you (Leviticus 19:19)

8. You have a tattoo or peircing? Well those are forever like a diamond so no forgiveness for you! (Leviticus 19:28)

9. Like lobster? Crabs? Only if you like fire and brimstone (Leviticus 11:10)

10. You wear make up? Jewelry? Yes, even your wedding band. Thats a sin too (Timothy  2:9)

 

Yet again, let me make it clear what my point is. If we are going to take what a religious text says LITERALLY than you cannot pick and chose which doctrines to follow. If you are going to spew laws which God himself mandated then you really have to follow them all, not just whatever is convenient to your argument at the moment. That is all Big Smile

Re: Sorry, I just have to...I was just too pissed

  • haha seriously! If you take everything every religion has ever said literally than we would all be screwed, gay, straight or whatever you are! you can still be religious just need to put alot into modern day context
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  • :-) thanks!  i love reminders of Lavitcal law.  lol.  its right up there with iconography
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  • I apparently missed a good religious rant at some point.  Darn... I love reading those!


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  • There are even more than this too.  I was thinking about this while reading the thread yesterday.
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  • This was great! Thanks for the share! Yes
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  • Dude, I needed a serious 2 shots of Patron after reading all those posts yesterday (I didn't, don't worry...but that GD'd Margarita WILL be happening the week LO gets here).  Holy debates. Literally. I was really hoping Chibi would have just bust out with a freaking giff war right in the middle of everything just to stoke the fire and bring on the hilarity. But it didn't happen. Damnit.

    Yay, as PP stated, I'm totally hosed.  I think I basically just live my life in constant sin...apparantly.  Hopefully some devine entity will have mercy on my pathetic little soul.  At this rate, I'm just diving straight into hell, with my hair on fire, my fists pumping and a "WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO B$%CHES!!!!" and my background music will be something from AC/DC, Metallica, or Marilyn Mason.

    OP, thanks for the share! Yes

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  • lol this was a great list!! so true! :)
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  • If I go to hell I want it to be for something good, eternal damnation for wearing a cotton/poly blend seems lame.

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  • imagemeredithcole:

    Well, looks like I'm going straight to hell in a handbasket. Who's joining me?

    Wait, us Jews don't believe in hell so I'm good to go. Sweeeeeeeet!  

    Jews are God's chosen children so you're fine!! (according to the Bible) It's the rest of the world that's screwed lol

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    imageLadiebug710:
    If I go to hell I want it to be for something good, eternal damnation for wearing a cotton/poly blend seems lame.


    'whatcha in for?'

    'I had my ears pierced... AND my navel. I'm a total badass' 

    yeah, i'm a christian and by those rules i'm screwed.  Ears still double pierced, had a belly button ring for a while, and i have 2 tattoos (and plan on more later in life).
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    imageLadiebug710:
    If I go to hell I want it to be for something good, eternal damnation for wearing a cotton/poly blend seems lame.


    'whatcha in for?'

    'I had my ears pierced... AND my navel. I'm a total badass' 

    Well,if you gotta go, it should be for something more than just a belly ring or a pair of stretch jeans.  Although, I do love my stretch jeans.  

     

  • Dang it Chibs, I can't see this because it's not displaying correctly!! Crying  I'll check again in a bit....
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  • imagemeredithcole:

    Well, looks like I'm going straight to hell in a handbasket. Who's joining me?

    Wait, us Jews don't believe in hell so I'm good to go. Sweeeeeeeet!  

    I was just going to say this! I love being a Jew!

    "When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies." Sir James Barrie in Peter Pan

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  • imageChibiMommy:

    How about this one? 

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    ** heart you**

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    imageLilTexasPeanut:

    Dude, I needed a serious 2 shots of Patron after reading all those posts yesterday (I didn't, don't worry...but that GD'd Margarita WILL be happening the week LO gets here).  Holy debates. Literally. I was really hoping Chibi would have just bust out with a freaking giff war right in the middle of everything just to stoke the fire and bring on the hilarity. But it didn't happen. Damnit.

    Yay, as PP stated, I'm totally hosed.  I think I basically just live my life in constant sin...apparantly.  Hopefully some devine entity will have mercy on my pathetic little soul.  At this rate, I'm just diving straight into hell, with my hair on fire, my fists pumping and a "WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO B$%CHES!!!!" and my background music will be something from AC/DC, Metallica, or Marilyn Mason.

    OP, thanks for the share! Yes

    This whole post is totally epic! I'm right behind you with the flaming hair and fist pumps on the way to hell...Not a Marilyn Manson fan, but AC/DC Metallica will do nicelyStick out tongue

    Saltylove, you and me are holding hands as we catapult our sinning souls into hades a la Thelma and Louise.

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  • We're all going to hell because of these damn maternity clothes.  Lycra and spandex...and my punishment would be having to wear this sh!t for the rest of eternity.  :/
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  • Aside from Timothy, the other books you mentioned are from the Old Testament.  Following yesterday's discussion, most of the ladies were Baptist, and I believe that it is a Baptist belief that with the first coming of Christ, the sins of man were forgiven (and thus people do not need to follow the same rituals that were followed in the old testament).  Therefore, if someone is to commit one of the sins you have listed, I believe that those are no longer considered as sin after the coming of Christ.  


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  • : Johnny cash playing: I fell in to a burning ring off fire. I went down down down, the flames went higher! : end song: 

     

    Sorry I couldn't help myself- I'm pretty sure I'm condemned  

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    : Johnny cash playing: I fell in to a burning ring off fire. I went down down down, the flames went higher! : end song: 

    Sorry I couldn't help myself- I'm pretty sure I'm condemned  

    LoveofMikesLife, you in with Saltylove and me, with the diving in head first?

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    imageLoveOfMikesLife:

    : Johnny cash playing: I fell in to a burning ring off fire. I went down down down, the flames went higher! : end song: 

    Sorry I couldn't help myself- I'm pretty sure I'm condemned  

    LoveofMikesLife, you in with Saltylove and me, with the diving in head first?

    Hells yeah!!!! (pun intended)
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