They've got a segment coming up with tips for opening your bottle of wine. FVCK. Kick a girl when she's down, why dontcha.
(And yes, I realize I could have A GLASS of wine. But I have four children already, and a ton of family in town. I want the whole bottle.)
Re: TORTURE on the 5 o'clock news.
I am so in need of a bottle myself.
Last week we had our yearly offsite meeting for work and we did the traditional team building session......WINE TASTING!!!
I had to go and sit with my water while everyone else finished off more bottles than we had people