Maybe just knowing I sh!t myself while driving today will make you feel better.
I have been constipated for weeks. While in the car I felt like I needed to fart. Since I was by myself, I let 'er rip. I did not have to fart. Apparently I had to have diarrhea. I could pretty much die.
Re: If you're having a bad day...
I'm so sorry that happened to you! Pregnancy is such a glamorous time.
BTW, my DH and I call that scenario "gambling and losing".
Oh no! I am so sorry.
A friend of mine once had diarrhea while at a state fair in the dead heat of the summer. She says she survived, but her underwear didn't... worst of all, she was in a port-a-potty.
Hope you feel better!
Oh man
I am sorry. On the bright side, you are no longer constipated!
THanks! Thought I was having a bad day when a customer was yelling at me for a grilled cheese while another was having a seizure. Moments after announcing our happy news.
Although, sharting after prolonged constipation may have more of a relief.