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Funny Ky story
Everytime I think about this I chuckle and my cubemate was nearly in tears so I figure everyone else could use a laugh.
We went to Kohl's last night becasue DW needed a new button up and tie for work today. It is late like 9:30 and suprisingly we are not the only people in the men's dress shirt section. I am looking for a shirt in DW's size when I hear a really loud fart coming from Ky's direction. She looks horrified and grabs her bottom and says "I poop mama. I poop." I had not planned on being out long so I was going to be lucky if there was a spare diaper in the car. I take a peek: nothing. I said "Oh Ky you just farted" and she looks at me super serious and said "I far." and goes back to playing. I laugh and DW looks at me questioningly from a few rows over.
Five minutes later we are comparing ties to two shirts we found and Ky farts super loud again. We are not the only ones in the area and again Ky shouts, "I poop!" while grabbing her bottom. I check and again nothing so I tell her quietly, "Ky you just farted, it's okay." She turns to the lady next to us who is also busy looking at ties and announces to her loudly "I far!" By this time DW and I are trying hard to decide whether to laugh or pretend it never happened or walk away dragging our farting child behind us...
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Re: Funny Ky story
*DS 6/28/2013*
LOL!
(Approach with caution, I laughed one time Peanut farted and now she tries her best to fart, one time even making her face red as she pushed.)