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Should I even procreate with MH? LOL

danieleandwaynedanieleandwayne member
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Scene: My house, somewhere in Maine, early morning. "Me" has been sick with a stomach flu for the past 3.5 days.

MH: Can you come in the kitchen for a minute?

Me: If you try and make me smell spoiled meat and I vomit, I am going to smack you.

MH: Can you just come in here for a second?

Me goes into the kitchen.

MH: Can you smell this and tell me if it's bad?

MH shows Me 8 links of chorizo sausage coated in a white, slightly slimy film with one sausage held up that he has rinsed off in the sink.

Me (exploding in a maelstrom of indignant fury): Aside from the fact that I'm allergic to molds, I just got done spewing fluids from every orifice for the past 3.5 days and I told you 10 minutes ago that my stomach wasn't back to normal yet. Why, oh why, would you keep insisting I smell what is clearly rotten meat?!?!?

MH: Well you said that you would smack me if you threw up; you didn't say you weren't going to smell it.

 

Confused  Oy vey.

 

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Re: Should I even procreate with MH? LOL

  • LlamamamaLlamamama member
    Made me want to throw up a little bit.. and I am NOT sick.  He is a bad man!  :)
    Me: 40 Dh: 41, TTC since August 2009, began Acupuncture and Herbs Sept 2011, began Temping and Charting Nov 2011. image
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  • BeckyP005BeckyP005 member
    Oh my.....:)

    ME:46 MH:44 DE IVF 2014
    Met with RE 4/11. 2 IUI's BFN. DE best option. Switched clinics to do "shared" program. Had to retake all tests and a mamm that put me behind and then on a DE waiting list for 12 months. Picked a donor!! (10/13/13) Got matched. Estimated transfer in December. After 2.5 years of patiently waiting I will finally cycle....can hardly believe it. DE cycle got cancelled. One of her tests came back positive.  Waiting for another donor. Donor picked!! (1/18/14)

    DE IVF #1 (4/26) BFN  DE FET #1 (6/4) BFP! Beta 1=339 Beta 2=852 Beta 3=9957 EDD 2/22/15!!


     

     

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  • 10-4LilBuddy10-4LilBuddy member
    Bleh.  I feel a bit queasy after reading that.  Hope you are feeling better!!
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  • ooglie26ooglie26

    Sounds like something my DH would say...LOL

    Hope you're on the mend and feeling better soon. 

    Me: 37 DH: 43 20+ years post-vasectomy and AMA PAIF / SAIF Welcome!
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  • annaliselannalisel member
    He he. I hope you feel better soon.
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  • dbadura01dbadura01 member
    OMG... that's hilarious... and disgusting!
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