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vflipo · May 2012

The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by the Egyptians in 2000 BC.

Titts McGeee · May 2012

<---------knows where to get free BC now.

vflipo · May 2012

Titts McGeee:
<---------knows where to get free BC now.

Let me know how it works! I'm all for natural stuff.

katlizabeth · May 2012

So...do you just stick it up there??? Or slather it all over him before the deed??

vflipo · May 2012

katlizabeth:
So...do you just stick it up there??? Or slather it all over him before the deed??

I think you eat it.

LaylaPartDeux · May 2012

The smell alone should keep him away, so I'm guessing that shiit is effective. <----SWIDT?

Hyfagal · May 2012

Probably because it's hard for sperm to break through the yeast infection animal dung creates.

vflipo · May 2012

Oh no I lied! You don't eat it....

"The use of crocodile dung as a contraceptive dates back to 1850 B.C. from the Egyptian Kahun Medical Papyrus. These texts contain the oldest recorded information about birth control. Crocodile dung mixed with a paste-like substance was a suppository, or solid that was placed and melted in the vagina. The mixture was effective either by acting as physical barrier against sperm or by altering the pH to a level lethal to sperm. Other North African countries used elephant dung as a contraceptive."

Titts McGeee · May 2012

so...hyfa was right?

Manateearmz · May 2012

Mom2Oli:
I"m glad elephant dung works too, that's easier and cheaper for me to get from relatives in India than crocodile dung, Really, my mom can smuggle it in for me.
But, what do I do about not wanting to bleed every month?

Im sure if you shove crap up your jay for long enough your uterus will rot out of your body. It's super bloody for about three months then you're good to go...just like an IUD.

NastyAnnie · May 2012

Oh gah. I knew nothing good could come of this.

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