OMG I THINK I'M PREGNANT!

LILBIT1221 · April 2012

I haven't had my period in months, I am gaining weight & my bewbs are leaky. I peed on 3 sticks & they all said positive.

Do you think I may be KTFU?!!? !?! !?!1111!?! !?

kelnyc · April 2012

TTGP, is that you??

judahsmommy1 · April 2012

I don't know... you failed to mention your failure to use birth control, and any indigestion. I think those positive tests still might be suspect.

ATMmom324 · April 2012

See this is why you should use BC while pregnant! Now you are 21 weeks pregnant and 4 weeks pregnant again!

judahsmommy1 · April 2012

ATMmom324:
See this is why you should use BC while pregnant! Now you are 21 weeks pregnant and 4 weeks pregnant again!

If I had any idea how to post a GIF I would find one of a slow clap and post it here. Excellent! Yes

LILBIT1221 · April 2012

ATMmom324:
See this is why you should use BC while pregnant! Now you are 21 weeks pregnant and 4 weeks pregnant again!

whatever am I going to do? Crying

Cherry3142 · April 2012

LILBIT1221 · April 2012

judahsmommy1:
I don't know... you failed to mention your failure to use birth control, and any indigestion. I think those positive tests still might be suspect.

I may wait a week & test again. I swear though, after we had secks, I could feel the magic happening!

kelnyc · April 2012

LILBIT1221:
judahsmommy1:
I don't know... you failed to mention your failure to use birth control, and any indigestion. I think those positive tests still might be suspect.
I may wait a week & test again. I swear though, after we had secks, I could feel the magic happening!

Yeah, but did you HEAR the sperm meet the egg? Without that *sizzle pop*, I doubt it actually happened. Maybe your tests are faulty.

LILBIT1221 · April 2012

kelnyc:

LILBIT1221:
judahsmommy1:
I don't know... you failed to mention your failure to use birth control, and any indigestion. I think those positive tests still might be suspect.
I may wait a week & test again. I swear though, after we had secks, I could feel the magic happening!

Yeah, but did you HEAR the sperm meet the egg? Without that *sizzle pop*, I doubt it actually happened. Maybe your tests are faulty.

you mean, like pop rocks?

Oh, and did I mention that my pet pig keeps following me & that my neighbor's, niece's, cousin's, little brother pointed at my tummy & said baby?

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LILBIT1221 · April 2012

SookieFrackhouse68:
WE ARE NOT DOCTORS, GO TO YOUR DOCTOR, OMG!!!!!!!!111111111111111

But, I thought this place was here for support! You guise are SO MEAN!!!!11!!!!! You should love all pregnant women!

Sookie, do you think my boyfriend can deliver my baby? He has birthed baby goats before. LMK

kelnyc · April 2012

LILBIT1221:
kelnyc:

LILBIT1221:
judahsmommy1:
I don't know... you failed to mention your failure to use birth control, and any indigestion. I think those positive tests still might be suspect.
I may wait a week & test again. I swear though, after we had secks, I could feel the magic happening!

Yeah, but did you HEAR the sperm meet the egg? Without that *sizzle pop*, I doubt it actually happened. Maybe your tests are faulty.

you mean, like pop rocks?
Oh, and did I mention that my pet pig keeps following me & that my neighbor's, niece's, cousin's, little brother pointed at my tummy & said baby?

It's actually more like hearing those screaming fireworks from a distance.

LILBIT1221 · April 2012

kelnyc:
LILBIT1221:
kelnyc:

LILBIT1221:
judahsmommy1:
I don't know... you failed to mention your failure to use birth control, and any indigestion. I think those positive tests still might be suspect.
I may wait a week & test again. I swear though, after we had secks, I could feel the magic happening!

Yeah, but did you HEAR the sperm meet the egg? Without that *sizzle pop*, I doubt it actually happened. Maybe your tests are faulty.

you mean, like pop rocks?
Oh, and did I mention that my pet pig keeps following me & that my neighbor's, niece's, cousin's, little brother pointed at my tummy & said baby?

It's actually more like hearing those screaming fireworks from a distance.

ha-ha ok, the pic made me laugh.

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Cherry3142 · April 2012

I bet she didn't hear anything because really she got pregnant from a toilet seat! She seems like the type >.>

jessican08 · April 2012

judahsmommy1:

ATMmom324:
See this is why you should use BC while pregnant! Now you are 21 weeks pregnant and 4 weeks pregnant again!

If I had any idea how to post a GIF I would find one of a slow clap and post it here. Excellent!

Ask and ye shall receive

LILBIT1221 · April 2012

MandJS:
SQUEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I totally should have put this on 1tri. It's been so quiet today.

LILBIT1221 · April 2012

Cherry3142:
I bet she didn't hear anything because really she got pregnant from a toilet seat! She seems like the type >.>

FOR YOUR INFORMATION! That is how I got pregnant with my first child! I was a virgin at the time. GAWD.

judahsmommy1 · April 2012

jessican08:
judahsmommy1:

ATMmom324:
See this is why you should use BC while pregnant! Now you are 21 weeks pregnant and 4 weeks pregnant again!

If I had any idea how to post a GIF I would find one of a slow clap and post it here. Excellent!

Ask and ye shall receive

Thank You! LOL!

Kasi80 · April 2012

OMG NO WAY!!! HOW EXCITING?! CAN I THROW YOU A VIRTUAL BABY SHOWER NEXT WEEK?

Kasi80 · April 2012

nola78:
Kasi80:

OMG NO WAY!!! HOW EXCITING?! CAN I THROW YOU A VIRTUAL BABY SHOWER NEXT WEEK?

I'm pretty sure she's going to throw her own shower because she wants it to be perfect.

Oh yea! Duh. She should throw in a dollar dance too. Not sure why but it would be fun!

Mrs.Jonesy · April 2012

*giggle snort* XD

antsangel1118 · April 2012

LILBIT1221:

MandJS:

SQUEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I totally should have put this on 1tri. It's been so quiet today.

I know! 2nd tri is where it's at today. Even that bowling post got dull fast.

hahaha I was SO thinking this! I usually stay on 1st tri, but there hasn't been much excitement, so i decided to lurk on 2nd tri! Glad I did!

mccafffa · April 2012

LILBIT every time I see your signature I crack up. Now THAT'S a siggy badge

bellag8212 · May 2012

Seriously?

Ken&Anna · May 2012

Yeah well MY husband's a DOCTOR and he says your DEFINITELY preggers! Congrats! Stick out tongue

LILBIT1221 · May 2012

Kasi80:
nola78:
Kasi80:

OMG NO WAY!!! HOW EXCITING?! CAN I THROW YOU A VIRTUAL BABY SHOWER NEXT WEEK?

I'm pretty sure she's going to throw her own shower because she wants it to be perfect.

Oh yea! Duh. She should throw in a dollar dance too. Not sure why but it would be fun!

I was thinking a bump hump dance. Where they pay me money to rub all over my precious bump. Don't be ridic!

LILBIT1221 · May 2012

mccafffa:
LILBIT every time I see your signature I crack up. Now THAT'S a siggy badge

it is so appropriate for a pregnancy board, isn't it?

LILBIT1221 · May 2012

bellag8212:
Seriously?

uh, yeah. This IS a pregnancy board, is it not? Confused

LILBIT1221 · May 2012

Ken&Anna:
Yeah well MY husband's a DOCTOR and he says your DEFINITELY preggers! Congrats!

ZOMG! YAY! did he tell you my die date? I totes need like 4 tickers!

Ken&Anna · May 2012

LILBIT1221:
Ken&Anna:
Yeah well MY husband's a DOCTOR and he says your DEFINITELY preggers! Congrats!
ZOMG! YAY! did he tell you my die date? I totes need like 4 tickers!

He said that "Period" you thought you had was probably just implantation bleeding, or it could have just been spotting from the baby moving around so you're actually like 3 months preggers already!! You definitely need to start your registry today or you're never gonna be ready.

LILBIT1221 · May 2012

nola78:
Ken&Anna:

LILBIT1221:
Ken&Anna:
Yeah well MY husband's a DOCTOR and he says your DEFINITELY preggers! Congrats!
ZOMG! YAY! did he tell you my die date? I totes need like 4 tickers!

He said that "Period" you thought you had was probably just implantation bleeding, or it could have just been spotting from the baby moving around so you're actually like 3 months preggers already!! You definitely need to start your registry today or you're never gonna be ready.

But the important question is - was your period clear? Because a clear period means you are totally pregnant.

It had glitter in it! Does that mean I am having a boy?

::trots off to wal-mart to start registry::

judahsmommy1 · May 2012

LILBIT1221:
nola78:
Ken&Anna:

LILBIT1221:
Ken&Anna:
Yeah well MY husband's a DOCTOR and he says your DEFINITELY preggers! Congrats!
ZOMG! YAY! did he tell you my die date? I totes need like 4 tickers!

He said that "Period" you thought you had was probably just implantation bleeding, or it could have just been spotting from the baby moving around so you're actually like 3 months preggers already!! You definitely need to start your registry today or you're never gonna be ready.

But the important question is - was your period clear? Because a clear period means you are totally pregnant.
It had glitter in it! Does that mean I am having a boy?
::trots off to wal-mart to start registry::

No, glitter means girl. Little sailboats mean boy. If it's glitter sailboats, congrats it's twins!

LILBIT1221 · May 2012

judahsmommy1:
LILBIT1221:
nola78:
Ken&Anna:

LILBIT1221:
Ken&Anna:
Yeah well MY husband's a DOCTOR and he says your DEFINITELY preggers! Congrats!
ZOMG! YAY! did he tell you my die date? I totes need like 4 tickers!

He said that "Period" you thought you had was probably just implantation bleeding, or it could have just been spotting from the baby moving around so you're actually like 3 months preggers already!! You definitely need to start your registry today or you're never gonna be ready.

But the important question is - was your period clear? Because a clear period means you are totally pregnant.
It had glitter in it! Does that mean I am having a boy?
::trots off to wal-mart to start registry::

No, glitter means girl. Little sailboats mean boy. If it's glitter sailboats, congrats it's twins!

sailboats? Then WTF do choo choo trains mean!?

TheMrs2013 · May 2012

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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