April 2012 Moms

I'm so gross.

DD's been fussy today, and after feeding and bathing her, she's now asleep on me...perfect time to realize that I did not put deodorant on today, and now all I can smell is my gross pits. Awesome.
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Re: I'm so gross.

  • Wait, you got a shower today?  I'm jealous!  

    Hopefully you can get up soon. 

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  • Deoderant does nothing for me. My pits are constantly stinking.
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  • Psh, if not putting deodorant on was the biggest of my hygiene problems I'd be doing good. :P I joked that Fiona wouldn't recognize me if I was actually bathed, dressed, and had my teeth brushed daily. 
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    Psh, if not putting deodorant on was the biggest of my hygiene problems I'd be doing good. :P I joked that Fiona wouldn't recognize me if I was actually bathed, dressed, and had my teeth brushed daily. 

     Hahaha 'who is this clean lady and what happened to my mommy monster?!' 

    I actually tricked LO and DH today by showering before either one of them got up. But by 9am I had gotten coffee and strawberry stains on my huge white men's undershirt, so I was back to my gross self in no time.  

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  • dojo1dojo1 member

    Today I had to wipe my fingers under my pits to see if I put on deodorant... I literally couldnt remember what I had done 3 minutes earlier and the other day I almost left the house when I realized I hadn't brushed my teeth yet!


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  • Yeah my pits are fine but the milk smell is killing me. I kept sniffing DS trying to figure out if he'd dribbled milk or spit up or something. I finally realized the stale milk smell was me. SO disgusting.
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