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Funny Responses to..."Haven't Had That Baby Yet?"

maddie&stephenmaddie&stephen member
in May 2012 Moms

Just thought it would be fun to post snarky, rude things we'd like to say when someone says that to you. For me I'd like to say "Oh, yep I had her, no big deal. I just love work so much I came back already. Left her home with the dog."

If you could say anything what would you say?

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Re: Funny Responses to...&amp;quot;Haven't Had That Baby Yet?&amp;quot;

  • ColesMommy0606ColesMommy0606
    I don't have a snarky response but over the weekend a clerk looked at me, with horror in her eyes and said, "Oh wow, you look like you are going to pop any day now! Please don't do that here!". Really? I could have punched her. 
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  • joshandpandajoshandpanda member
    imagemaddie&stephen:

    For me I'd like to say "Oh, yep I had her, no big deal. I just love work so much I came back already. Left her home with the dog."

    hahaha.... I would totally go with this one!!! 

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  • Laxbugg1410Laxbugg1410

    I HAD to come in for a meeting about 6 weeks after DS was born. Everyone asked me where he was so I said (deadpan): "I left him in the car. But don't worry-- I cracked the windows."

     

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  • bornmommybornmommy member
    imageLaxbugg1410:

    I HAD to come in for a meeting about 6 weeks after DS was born. Everyone asked me where he was so I said (deadpan): "I left him in the car. But don't worry-- I cracked the windows."

     

     

    HAAHAHAAHAHA!!!! love it.

                  
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  • babyruth88babyruth88
    I am so tired of that question and the same people over and over asking me when is your due date? I was at target the other day though and the clerk got wide eyed and asked wow your pregnant? everytime I get that question asked I just want to say no I amjust really fat or I have renal failure. its getting so old
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  • Tippy05Tippy05 member
    imagemaddie&stephen:

    Just thought it would be fun to post snarky, rude things we'd like to say when someone says that to you. For me I'd like to say "Oh, yep I had her, no big deal. I just love work so much I came back already. Left her home with the dog."

    If you could say anything what would you say?

    hahaha... Awesome!

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  • stephcashstephcash
    OMG!  I had to leave work to go to L&D.  I work on a team with all men.  When I came back the next day, they were like "What, No baby?"  And I said exactly the same thing!!!!
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  • redheadinloveredheadinlove member

    imagestephcash:
    OMG!  I had to leave work to go to L&D.  I work on a team with all men.  When I came back the next day, they were like "What, No baby?"  And I said exactly the same thing!!!!

    See I left work for having too many braxton hicks and I told everyone I'd be back Monday, I just wanted to make sure she stayed in until I hit 37 weeks. Haven't been back! haha 

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  • Sugar DollSugar Doll

    imagebabyruth88:
    I am so tired of that question and the same people over and over asking me when is your due date? I was at target the other day though and the clerk got wide eyed and asked wow your pregnant? everytime I get that question asked I just want to say no I amjust really fat or I have renal failure. its getting so old

     

    I'm with you on this one!!  It's verryyyyy old.....

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